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Hot Spots Part 2
May. 12th, 2011 09:14 pmHOT SPOTS Part 2
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Angst/Humour
Word Count: Approx 20,000 in total
( Hot Spots - Chapters 5-7 of 10 )
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HOT SPOTS Part 2
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Angst/Humour
Word Count: Approx 20,000 in total
Hot Spots part 1
May. 12th, 2011 09:01 pmI've written a story in which Dean suffers; I'm sure this is not healthy ...
Which is a co-incidence, because neither is Dean in this story!
HOT SPOTS Part 1
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Angst/Humour
Word Count: Approx 20,000 in total
It's hot, oh boy, it's hot. Those boys are fractious, and Dean's got an itch ...
Disclaimer: Don't own them. The following 20,000 words demonstrates why this is a good thing
( Hot Spots chapters 1-4 of 10 )
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Waterworks
May. 1st, 2011 08:01 pmEver been caught short?
It's just one of those inconvenient and slightly embarrassing things that happen from time to time.
Most people are very understanding about such things - some are not!
Enter Dean, stage left ...
WATERWORKS
Rating K+
Genre Humour
Word Count approx 100
( Waterworks )
Sweets for my Sweet ...
Apr. 27th, 2011 09:11 pmHas anyone else spent Easter eating chocolate to the point of exploding?
No?
Just me then ...
Anyway, taking that into account along with a deliciously sweet quote from our boy Dean's alter ego, the adorable Jensen, I felt inspired to inflict some candy-related damage ...
Disclaimer: I don't own Dean or his sore tummy. More's the pity :(
GUMMY TUMMY
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word count: approx 100
( Gummy Tummy )
I am often accused ...
Apr. 20th, 2011 07:39 am... of having a dirty mind. This is a scurrilous lie and is patently not true, my mind is as pure as the driven snow.
*Watches nose grow all the way across the room*
I do, however, find myself, against my better judgement, occasionally being led astray by the scandalous influence of a certain Mr. D Winchester even though I fight hard against it..
*nose grows again, opens a window to make room*
I set out below an example of how that naughty, naughty man has corrupted my otherwise innocent and irreproachable mind ...
HIDE AND SEEK
Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 300
A witch wants something from the boys. Dean wants something from the witch. Sam wants Dean to shut his piehole.
Rudery, embarrassment and an experience to forget ensues ...
A Triple drabble written for the EO Weekly challenge - challenge word 'floor'
Disclaimer: I own nothing - it's quite tragic really..
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With all the excitement of the upcoming western episode in the air I was inspired to write about Winchesters on horseback ...
So step this way for Sam being clever, Dean being obnoxious, adorable horses, a chupacabra, bucketloads of angst, Bobby being awesome, oh ... and a coconut.
A FOUR LEGGED FRIEND
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Humour
Word Count: approx 22,500
A Chupacabra hunt deep in the mountains proves to be a challenging time for the boys, not least of all getting there in the first place ...
Disclaimer: Don't own the boys, want, but can't have.
Tears before Bedtime ...
Apr. 4th, 2011 09:12 pmOkay, my husband has just forced me to watch 'Marley and Me' and now I am a shrivelled, snot riddled sobbing wreck. It ain't pretty ...
Which brings me seamlessly to this question ... does anyone else think Dean cries so very prettily?
Here's a couple of little pieces that celebrate the fact ...
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my own soppy mind.
TEARJERKER
Rating: K
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: approx 150
Because we all know that Dean's not the hard nut he'd like us to think he is …
( Tearjerker )
SOB STORY
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/brothers
Word Count: approx 100
A hunt ends up with the brothers in another difficult situation; one which definitely goes straight to the top of the 'Things That Will Never Be Mentioned Again Under Any Circumstances' List.
( Sob Story )
Another year older ...
Mar. 31st, 2011 09:50 pmNo matter where I hide, it always sneaks up on me.
Tomorrow, I become another year older; old enough to know better (apparently) but still young enough not to care :)
I can't really say 'another grey hair' because I lost count of those years ago, so I'm just gonna cling pathetically to the fact that I can still qualify as 'early' forties.
Due to a laughably bad bit of time management on my part - so I'm told - I managed to lumber myself with a birthday of April Fools Day and so naturally I saw this as a golden opoportunity for me to relaunch the prank wars. Because it's stupid, and it always escalates, rtight?
PAYBACK'S A BITCH
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: approx 100 words
WOW - rub. Dean's been naughty. He thinks it's funny, Sam doesn't share his opinion...
Disclaimer: Not mine, however nicely I ask!
( Payback's a Bitch )
Did I mention ...
Mar. 24th, 2011 07:36 pm... I'm an only child.
And when I don't get my own way; things get ugly!
And with Fanfic.net still assing about, that's VERY bad news for Dean :)
Disclaimer: I don't own them; that is another thing I frequently throw tantrums about ...
DEAN vs CAVE TROLL
You know what it's like when you're under a cave troll; sometimes you just need a hand ...
Rating: K
Genre: Humour/Angst
Word Count: approx 100
( Dean vs Cave Troll )
DEAN vs TACO
Dean's made some bad choices in his time ... especially where food is concerned!
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: approx 100
( Dean vs Taco )
Watching the world go by ...
Mar. 13th, 2011 08:01 am...is pretty much all I've been doing over the last few days, given that Winter has decided that Laryngitis and a streaming headcold aren't enough entertainment, so as the cherry on the cake, it's saddled me with a chest infection!
Personally, I think this is payback for all the horrible things I do to Dean, so herewith I make a solemn undertaking that never again will I hurt, distress, or otherwise damage our lovely boy.
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... just kidding :D
But given that I've been up since six o'clock this Sunday morning, (which, as any sensible individual knows, is completely immoral and perverse,) on the basis that I should let my poor husband try to salvage some sleep out of the night without listening to me doing my best to fire my lungs across the room, I give you ... Dean, and he's having a spot of insomnia!
NIGHT WATCH
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Humour - bit of everything really
Word Count: Approx 7,000
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just borrowing for fun and frolics.
It's the worst storm for a generation; what happens when a restless Winchester goes sleepwalking out in it?
Well it's a Friday ... and that means it's Supernatural night, and that in turn got me thinking about this season's episodes; particularly episode 4, Weekend at Bobby's.
I was so pathetically excited when the boys turned up on my side of the Pond, in Scotland, I fell to thinking that they must have done a bit of sightseeing if they came all that way.
Now; If you are interested in the supernatural and mysterious and you are sightseeing in Scotland, there's really only one place you have to go.
Therefore, I give you ...
THE BEASTIE IN THE NESS
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 300
Written for the EO Fanfic Drabble Challenge. Challenge Word: 'Guise'
Sick of February yet?
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:10 pmI am, I don't do Winter very well - I was fed up with it by the middle of November.
So, just to get us in the mood for sunnier climes, I am delighted to present a wee bit of sunburnt Dean ... pass the aftersun please!
DEEP FRIED EXTRA CRISPY (DRABBLE)
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour/H/C
Word Count: approx 100 words
Disclaimer: I don't own them; checked down the back of the couch. Nope, still not there.
( Deep Fried Extra Crispy )
I'm feeling sorry for myself
Jan. 13th, 2011 08:39 pmI'm sitting here coughing and spluttering because I've caught 'man flu' from my darling sweetness and light husband. But because I'm a woman, it's morphed from 'man-flu' to 'just a sniffle'.
Anyway, bottom line is, I'm feeling sorry for myself and I want to see someone else suffer ...
Enter Dean, stage left :)
A PAIN IN THE ASS
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt Comfort/Humour
Word count: approx 100
Disclaimer: own nothing except a snotty nose
( A PAIN IN THE ASS )
Sparkly Pretty Things
Jan. 10th, 2011 09:45 pmI like sparkly pretty things. Well, I'm a girl, I suppose it kind of goes with the territory; but I like to share ... so, for your entertainment (well, that's the plan anyway), here's a couple of sparkly, pretty Dean scenarios ...
Disclaimers: I think it's pretty obvious by now who owns them, and the tragedy is, it ain't me ...
MANICURE
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 200
Disclaimers: I think it's pretty obvious by now who owns them, and the tragedy is, it ain't me ...
MANICURE
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 200
( MANICURE )
WHAT A DRAG
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 200
New Years Resolutions ...
Jan. 4th, 2011 10:34 pmMy resolution for 2011 to respect Dean's dignity by writing no further fics that involve him losing large amounts of his clothing lasted exactly 48 hours.
On the plus side, I suppose it did better than the one about giving up chocolate ...
So herewith, a fic involving Dean, no clothing and a full-length mirror.
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL
Rating: T for nudity and general Deanishness
Genre: Humour
Word Count:approx 1,000
Disclaimer: It's pretty obvious by now that I don't own them *sobs*
( MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL )
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Naked Dean
Dec. 29th, 2010 10:16 pm
Okay, now that I have your undivided attention ...
... I have been doing a bit of a review of my stories on Fanfic.net and one thing has occurred to me as I am reading through; namely how many of my stories involve Dean losing some, most, or all of his clothing.
I find this somewhat concerning; I think I may need to get my hormones looked at.
But in the meantime, perhaps you will permit me to share some of these gorgeously adorable, hot-flush inducing troubling images ...
Disclaimer: Own nothing except a tiny mind and a hormone imbalance
URGENT
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 100
Dean's lost everything in a poker game - no really ...
RELAX
Rating: K+
Genre: General
Word Count: approx 100
and now I need to go and lie down ...
( RELAX )
UNDERCOVER
Rating: T for a couple of naughty words
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 500
My experiences at art college were nothing like this ... :(
( UNDERCOVER )
Disarmed Dean
Dec. 23rd, 2010 07:49 pmAnyone want to see a pouty, grouchy Dean struggling to cope with two broken wrists, a suffocatingly concerned brother and the worlds worst bath?
You do?
Then walk this way ...
DISARMED
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour & H/C
Words: 5130 approx
Disclaimer: I own nothing except an addled and deeply disturbed mind. :)
DISARMED
( DISARMED - CHAPTER 1 )
( DISARMED - CHAPTER 2 )
( DISARMED - CHAPTER 3 )
Happy Christmas
Dec. 22nd, 2010 10:05 pmA gift wrapped selection of icky Deans as a gift for my LJ friends ...
Disclaimers: Don't own, want, but there's no Winchester shaped gifts under my tree ... :(
Fleece and Quiet
Rating: K
Genre: Hurt Comfort
Word Count: 200 approx
Sam has a sweatshirt; both brothers have a secret ... two related drabbles from each brother's POV. First; Dean ...
Silence is Golden
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt Comfort/Humour
Word Count: 100 approx
Sam sees a golden opportunity for some serious uninterrupted teasing and is determined to make the most of it …
The Biggest Lie
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: 100 approx
Okay, Mr Winsborough; I'm just going to take a little blood now …
Uh, don't know why the last link came up twice ... *shrugs*
Tried to delete. Gave up!
