Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

"Hey Sam, can I ask you something?"

"Sure, shoot."

"So, as part of his 'human experience' obsession, Castiel's taken up drawing, and today he made a sketch of me."

"Ok."

"Yeah, look…"

"Oh, it's… erm…"

"Yeah, well, I wanna ask you. Be honest, are my ears really that big?"

"Um... they're not small … but I wouldn't say they're huge."

"What d'y mean, Sam, 'they're not small'?"

"You asked me to be honest Dean, what would you call them?"

"I'd call them perfect."

"Whatever makes you happy, dude."

"Yeah, well, don't look so smug Sam; he wants to draw you next!"

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Challenge words: voice and scan

Rating: K+

 

xxxxx

It was new year's eve in the bunker and the Winchesters, together with Castiel, were deep in conversation, schooling Jack in the matter of new year's resolutions.

Castiel had suggested that the best way to demonstrate the concept to Jack would be for he and the Winchesters to make resolutions and, much to Dean's displeasure, stick to them.

Sam was totally on board with the idea; of course he was, Dean thought, the guy's life was one long resolution. And when Sam suggested giving up beer for the whole of January, Dean seriously had to think back to remember if he'd ever dropped him on his head as a baby.

Castiel thought hard. Choosing a resolution was not so easy for the angel as he neither ate, drank, or experienced cravings as humans did. Eventually he settled on promising to help Sam with the laundry at least once a week.

Dean thought long and hard, he wasn't in the habit of making resolutions, but he reluctantly accepted that he had to send the right message to Jack.

"Okay," he announced proudly, "I'm giving up giving up things."

Castiel stared, "But Dean, that's …"

"Shut up Cas. Don't confuse Jack now."

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• The supply run where Sam didn't forget the pie


• The day Dean's memory foam mattress was delivered


• The day Dean changed his duvet cover for the first time


• Sam stomping out of the laundry room, moaning that Castiel's tie has turned all their smalls blue


• Dean in the kitchen trying to figure out why his souffle has collapsed


• The shirtless boys washing the Impala on a hot summers day


• Sam and Dean arguing over the remote


• Sam pretending he doesn't know that Dean has every episode of the Great British Bake Off saved on Tivo


• Dean making no secret of the fact that he knows Sam has 'Titanic' saved on Tivo


• and the true horror episode ... unblocking the toilet