Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

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Baby had a lot of time to think during the watches of the night while she was parked up in the bunker's garage.

For instance, tonight Baby was thinking about movies, mainly because earlier today, Dean had been boring Sam to death talking enthusiastically about a particular movie he'd watched last week. Baby wasn't entirely familiar with the concept of movies, but according to Sam, this movie had involved a ridiculous amount of violence, an equally ridiculous amount of boobs, space lasers, some bad-tempered aliens that looked like they were made of play-doh, dialogue that appeared to have been written by one of said aliens and not a lot of plot.

Baby decided that if a movie was made about her and Dean, it would be a soaring epic of love and peril. There would be plenty of action (Baby had always wanted to participate in a car chase) and adventures for the brave and handsome hero together with his devoted partner, Baby.

Of course, at the end, there had to be a happy ending and the brave and handsome hero, having overcome all kinds of trials and adversity, would get the girl.

And Baby would hate the bitch.

xxxxx

end

"Hey Sam, can I ask you something?"

"Sure, shoot."

"So, as part of his 'human experience' obsession, Castiel's taken up drawing, and today he made a sketch of me."

"Ok."

"Yeah, look…"

"Oh, it's… erm…"

"Yeah, well, I wanna ask you. Be honest, are my ears really that big?"

"Um... they're not small … but I wouldn't say they're huge."

"What d'y mean, Sam, 'they're not small'?"

"You asked me to be honest Dean, what would you call them?"

"I'd call them perfect."

"Whatever makes you happy, dude."

"Yeah, well, don't look so smug Sam; he wants to draw you next!"

xxxxx

end

Challenge words: voice and scan

Rating: K+

 

• The supply run where Sam didn't forget the pie


• The day Dean's memory foam mattress was delivered


• The day Dean changed his duvet cover for the first time


• Sam stomping out of the laundry room, moaning that Castiel's tie has turned all their smalls blue


• Dean in the kitchen trying to figure out why his souffle has collapsed


• The shirtless boys washing the Impala on a hot summers day


• Sam and Dean arguing over the remote


• Sam pretending he doesn't know that Dean has every episode of the Great British Bake Off saved on Tivo


• Dean making no secret of the fact that he knows Sam has 'Titanic' saved on Tivo


• and the true horror episode ... unblocking the toilet