Baby had a lot of time to think during the watches of the night while she was parked up in the bunker's garage.
For instance, tonight Baby was thinking about movies, mainly because earlier today, Dean had been boring Sam to death talking enthusiastically about a particular movie he'd watched last week. Baby wasn't entirely familiar with the concept of movies, but according to Sam, this movie had involved a ridiculous amount of violence, an equally ridiculous amount of boobs, space lasers, some bad-tempered aliens that looked like they were made of play-doh, dialogue that appeared to have been written by one of said aliens and not a lot of plot.
Baby decided that if a movie was made about her and Dean, it would be a soaring epic of love and peril. There would be plenty of action (Baby had always wanted to participate in a car chase) and adventures for the brave and handsome hero together with his devoted partner, Baby.
Of course, at the end, there had to be a happy ending and the brave and handsome hero, having overcome all kinds of trials and adversity, would get the girl.
And Baby would hate the bitch.
xxxxx
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Sam stood over Dean and sighed.
"Come on Dean, you can do better than that."
"Bite me, Sam. I'm freaking trying. This was your stupid idea."
"Come on Dean, give it everything you've got."
"Give me a minute Sam, gotta get my breath back."
"Dean, this is pathetic."
"Gaaaahhh…nnnnnggggg….uuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh
"Well done Dean."
"Well you could look a bit more excited for me, dude – I've worked hard for this."
"Dean, that's one sit up – the exercise program says you've gotta do twelve. Your core's in such bad shape, how are you even still upright?"
xxxxx
end
"Hey Sam, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, shoot."
"So, as part of his 'human experience' obsession, Castiel's taken up drawing, and today he made a sketch of me."
"Ok."
"Yeah, look…"
"Oh, it's… erm…"
"Yeah, well, I wanna ask you. Be honest, are my ears really that big?"
"Um... they're not small … but I wouldn't say they're huge."
"What d'y mean, Sam, 'they're not small'?"
"You asked me to be honest Dean, what would you call them?"
"I'd call them perfect."
"Whatever makes you happy, dude."
"Yeah, well, don't look so smug Sam; he wants to draw you next!"
xxxxx
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Challenge words: voice and scan
Rating: K+
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spn_bigpretzel and this was my contribution, written in response to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
theymp's brilliant prompt:
meazrael_64's birthday in a couple of days. Written for the spn_bigpretzel Spring Fic Exchange 2021
Recipient: theymp
Author: dizzojay
Artist: emmatheslayer
Original Prompt: Nothing they do seems to stop him from sleepwalking... in the nude
Warnings/Spoilers: none
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: T
Genre: Humour, gen
Word Count: 2,000
Author's Note: Thanks as always to emmatheslayer for her wonderful art, and to theymp for a fabulous prompt that drew me in like a fish on a hook!
Summary: Sam’s determined to get to the bottom of Dean’s latest problem. ‘Bottom’ being the operative word…
HALLOW-SQUEE-N
Hallowe'en Challenge: Invent your own monster. A little challenge I wrote for Hallowe'en 2013. I thought as we are heading toward Hallowe'en 2020, I'd give this little relic an airing!
Sam discovers a whole new level of gut-churning horror when the brothers have a run-in with an entirely new creature.
Disclaimer: I don't own them; I did, however, invent the Squee - how lucky am I?
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
A little Team Free Will 2.0 fun for my good friend theymp's birthday.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Sam, Jack
Word Count: 462
Spoilers/Warnings; None
It's time for a difficult conversation in the bunker. But who's going to step up to the plate …?
Disclaimer: I don't own them
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jj1564 for a great beta job!
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