Waterworks
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dizzojayEver been caught short?
It's just one of those inconvenient and slightly embarrassing things that happen from time to time.
Most people are very understanding about such things - some are not!
Enter Dean, stage left ...
WATERWORKS
Rating K+
Genre Humour
Word Count approx 100
Midnight.
A sleek, black car roars along the highway.
xxxxx
"Dean, man, we gotta stop."
"M'not stoppin'; tie a knot in it."
"I've had a knot in it for an hour; I'm friggin' desperate dude!"
"Your fault for drinkin' all that herbal tea crap."
Sam squirmed miserably; a sheen of sweat highlighting his brow.
"Sam, we've gotta reach this cemetary before sun-up; I already stopped twice for you, an' I ain't stoppin' again, tie a bigger knot.
"Dean …"
"use a bottle or somethin'"
"DEAN …"
"I said …"
xxxxx
Five past midnight.
A sleek, black car skids violently to a halt …
"S-SAAAAAAMMMM!"
xxxxx
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Date: 2011-05-02 05:55 am (UTC)I am still mentally scarred by a most unfortunate experience I had involving too much coffee and a four hour traffic jam. I won't say too much except 'plastic bag' and 'catastrophic loss of dignity'.
I'm sure you can form some kind of picture!
:P