Another year older ...

[dizzojay]

No matter where I hide, it always sneaks up on me. 

Tomorrow, I become another year older; old enough to know better (apparently) but still young enough not to care :)

I can't really say 'another grey hair' because I lost count of those years ago, so I'm just gonna cling pathetically to the fact that I can still qualify as 'early' forties.

Due to a laughably bad bit of time management on my part - so I'm told - I managed to lumber myself with a birthday of April Fools Day and so naturally I saw this as a golden opoportunity for me to relaunch the prank wars.  Because it's stupid, and it always escalates, rtight?

PAYBACK'S A BITCH
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: approx 100 words

WOW - rub. Dean's been naughty. He thinks it's funny, Sam doesn't share his opinion...
Disclaimer: Not mine, however nicely I ask!

 

"I'm so glad you're amused …"

Furiously rubbing the shaved patch on his head, Sam glared at the paralysed figure in front of him; bent double, body convulsing in silent tear-streaked sobs of uncontrollable, breathless laughter.

Clutching his aching stomach, Dean staggered across the room, his knees buckling beneath him.

Sam snorted angrily, still threading fingers through his mutilated hair.

"Gaaah!"

The laughing stopped abruptly.

"S-sammy … " a small voice.

"… Sammy; c-can't straighten up!"

Sam grinned evilly as the hunched, panic-stricken figure hobbled towards him, timidly rubbing it's seized back.

He folded his arms; "hey Quasimodo … payback's a bitch, ain't it!"

xxxxx

end

 

Comments

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow darlin'!! You can console yourself if you are in your early forties you are still way younger than me - and that's no joke...!!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Ah thanks, hun x
Respect to us beautiful ladies in our prime :)

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

Aww. You're only double my age. *Hugs* Thanks for the reminder regarding April Fools! I shall not be fooled... My boyfriend is sure to try, especially considering I'm not home with him tonight.

Cute fic. Those boys are too tight to do any pranking these days. <3

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Hey, way to make me feel decrepid! Double your age? :o

I've got ten years on Jensen ... do you think he'd fancy being my toyboy?? I could be some kind of mysterious and experienced 'Mrs Robinson' type figure :D

I think you're right about the boys being too wound up to go pranking right now ... shame, I love the prank wars!!
x

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

Hehe, sorry. If you're forty anything over 42 you're double my age, sorry to say. ;-)

He totally wants an older woman. We can alternate. He has more than ten years on me, so if we share, it'll kind of balance it all out?

To be fair, they need a prank. Just a little one. A little tiny one, just to ease the tension.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I'm 42 for another forty seven minutes!
I think that's a good idea, I'm sure he'd appreciate the variety. Of course, not sure what Danneel would think of it!

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

Oh, her? Well... er... I'll just have him in my imagination. And if you say "you can have him tonight", that'll be sufficient. :D

Do you have any birthday plans?

Do you have any particular burning h/c desires for a birthday fic? :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'll have him in my imagination for my birthday treat, gift-wrapped in a ribbon.

Just a ribbon! ;-)

We are going up to London on Saturday and go to a show for my birthday treat, and I've got the day off tomorrow to just chill out and go to have lunch with a friend. So should be a nice couple of days.

Oooh, a birthday treat fic, how exciting! Um, I would love you to pander to my sleeping!Dean fetish. I'll leave the juicy, hurty-comfort, chest-rubbing, Sam-fussing details up to you :)

Thank you loads!!!

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

Just a ribbon? Ah... you're the one who can draw! Your plans sound good though, it's always nice to have a couple of days to relax and do some fun things. What show are you going to see? I saw an all-male comical ballet this evening, and it was quite entertaining.

Sleeping!Dean is awesome. Okay, I can do that. ♥ *Scrapes together some ideas.... aww... Sleeping Dean...*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It would be a big ribbon; (well, quite big anyway...)

We haven't decided what we'll see, we'll just go up to town and see what tickets are available; my lovely hubby has just baked me a gorgeous chcolate cake too :) I'm really being spoilt!

That ballet sounds like fun, there are some really good quirky shows around, I like the reduced Shakespeare company, they are really clever.

Ooh, I'm excited now, can't wait to read my fic - I got loads of lovely birthday drabbles on FF.net ... I could get used to this birthday lark!
x

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

You are a lucky lady. Drabbles and chocolate cake and a show? Sounds awesome.

I'm afraid that my fic will turn into a selfish fuelling of my own desires (most possibly stitches and hurt knees), but then I'll wrestle in some sleeping Dean. And some Sammy love. I'll try my best for you, Dear. <3

I hope you have a lovely day, it sounds like it will be.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you - oh, be as selfish as you like ... any hurt/comfort is a good thing, and when it's sleepy hurt/comfort it's even better :)
x

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

Sleepy hurt/comfort, coming right up! *Grin*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I love my sleepy!Dean story
*hugs*
Thank you so much :)

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad :) I feel quite accomplished with it! Did you see my silverbullets fic this evening? I have been on a spree today.

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *Hugs*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you loads x

[winsangel.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday and hope you don't get any pranks played on you for April fool's...unless of course it's by Sam or Dean, or both :p Glad I'm not the only "mature" woman in LJ btw, but let's just say I feel half my age *g*

Love this little prank fic - gave me a smile....and yes I miss those prank days too.

Enjoy your weekend getaway!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Hey there, thank you so much, and yes, like you my mental age stalled somewhere around the early twenties!

Glad you enjoyed the boys pranks *wishes we could return to those carefree days*
xx