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Here's a little something I wrote almost exactly a year ago, and because the world can never have enough shameless Dean appreciation, I decided to give it another airing!

MAN OF IRON

A/N I read a book on Celtic folklore a while back about Wayland Smith; the legendary blacksmith of Celtic mythology, and I got to thinking - what makes a good blacksmith? You need to be strong, fit, skilled with your hands, have powerful arms and shoulders, be unafraid of fire, prepared to get your hands dirty, and above all you need to be good at hitting things.

All this seems to indicate that Dean Winchester would make a great blacksmith.

Rating: K+
Word Count: 950
Characters: Dean Winchester, unnamed OFC
Spoilers/warnings: none
Disclaimer: Don't own him sadly

xxxxx

Man of Iron )


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Forget Helen of Troy; here's a face that launched a thousand 'ships.

This way for the yumminess )



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Moosespam

Mar. 16th, 2014 09:01 am
dizzojay: (Dean)
I wouldn't want you fine people to think I have a one track mind; my mind is a verdant pasture, broad and rolling, it stretches to every horizon, a never-ending expanse of creativity and imagination that bursts forth like blossoms in springtime and

Oh, who am I trying to kid?  Of course I have a bloody one-track mind ...

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See, Jensen approves!

But in the interests of fair play, I have decided my Journal has been a little perverted Jensen-heavy of late, so I've decided it's time to extol the virtues of our other delicious J, the man who puts the 'mmmmmmm' in Sam.

Therefore, ladies, it is my unparalleled delight to bring you a multitudinous mountain of Moosey magnificence - (and some pretty nifty alliteration to boot).

Enjoy!



Here there be Moose ... )



Picture credits )
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My friend metallidean_grl has decided to brighten up Monday by urging us to celebrate our lovely Jensen's magnificent smile,
You know, the one that stops traffic and launches a thousand ships ...

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Anyway, since when have I needed to put a collection of Jensen pictures together?

Um, since ... never.

So, herewith; a short instructional on the many smiles of one Jensen Ackles and his alter ego, Dean Winchester:

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Enjoy!

Beware of the Prettiness! )
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MAN OF IRON

Genre: I don't know really ... is hopeless fangirling a genre?
Rating: T
Characters: Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: No spoilers, warnings for naughty thoughts and descriptions
Word Count: 1,000

I read a book on Celtic folklore a while back that talked about Wayland Smith; the legendary blacksmith of Celtic mythology, and I got to thinking - what makes a good blacksmith? You need to be strong, fit, skilled with your hands, have powerful arms and shoulders, be unafraid of fire, prepared to get your hands dirty, and above all you need to enjoy hitting things.

All this seems to indicate that Dean Winchester would make a great blacksmith.

I don't own him, which he's probably very glad about.

Man of Iron )

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With sincere apologies to William shakespeare ...

It's midsummer, it's raining and Dean's oh, so grumpy. Our boys are investigating a spate of disappearances of young, handsome guys, but the Impala's untimely breakdown sends the investigation in an entirely unexpected direction ...

Rating: K+
Genre: Fantasy/Humour
Word Count: approx 1,250

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, this is very, tragically sad.
 

 

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DEAN )

 



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Unless you have spent the last two months on Neptune, you may be vaguely aware of a little shindig that took place here in the UK a couple of days ago.  You know, lovely young couple, big church, lots of posh hats and union flags ... ring any bells?

Dean never ceases to surprise Sam, and his sudden interest in the royal wedding is especially perplexing.

Genre: Humour/Romance
Word Count: approx 200 words

Rated T for randy Dean getting down to business *blushes*

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, only in my dreams!

 

Read more... )

 


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... of having a dirty mind.  This is a scurrilous lie and is patently not true, my mind is as pure as the driven snow. 

*Watches nose grow all the way across the room*

I do, however, find myself, against my better judgement,  occasionally being led astray by the scandalous influence of a certain Mr. D Winchester even though I fight hard against it..

*nose grows again, opens a window to make room*

I set out below an example of how that naughty, naughty man has corrupted my otherwise innocent and irreproachable mind ...

HIDE AND SEEK
Rating: T 
Genre: Humour 
Word Count: approx 300

A witch wants something from the boys. Dean wants something from the witch. Sam wants Dean to shut his piehole.
Rudery, embarrassment and an experience to forget ensues ...

A Triple drabble written for the EO Weekly challenge - challenge word  'floor'

Disclaimer: I own nothing - it's quite tragic really..
 

Hide and Seek - Rated T for Innuendo and Rudery! )


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I would like to add my tiny voice to the chorus of happy birthday wishes for our adorable Jensen.

The man is gorgeous to look at, tall, fit, effortlessly charming and  insanely talented.  If I was a man I'd probably hate his guts ... thankfully I'm not and I definitely don't - just in case you hadn't noticed ;-)

On top of everything he seems to manage to be a nice, decent, modest and grounded person.

I mean, can someone possibly be more irresistable?  

So in honour of the lovely man's birthday ... I present some utterly plotless and dribblesome objectification.
(and of course I will still respect him in the morning!!!)

DIGGING DEAN
Rating: T
Genre: general appreciation
Word Count: approx 1,500

Disclaimer: don't own him ... do you think I'd have time to write fanfic if I did?



Ladies, I bring you sweaty Dean, a shovel, lots of mud and no T shirt ... )


 


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My resolution for 2011 to respect Dean's dignity by writing no further fics that involve him losing large amounts of his clothing lasted exactly 48 hours.

On the plus side, I suppose it did better than the one about giving up chocolate ...

So herewith, a fic involving Dean, no clothing and a full-length mirror.

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL
Rating: T for nudity and general Deanishness
Genre: Humour
Word Count:approx 1,000 

Disclaimer: It's pretty obvious by now that I don't own them *sobs*

 

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL )

 


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