Did I mention ...

[dizzojay]

... I'm an only child. 

And when I don't get my own way; things get ugly!

And with Fanfic.net still assing about, that's VERY bad news for Dean :)

Disclaimer: I don't own them; that is another thing I frequently throw tantrums about ...

DEAN vs CAVE TROLL

You know what it's like when you're under a cave troll; sometimes you just need a hand ...

Rating: K
Genre: Humour/Angst
Word Count: approx 100

 

Sam cringed as the dead weight of the cave troll landed squarely on top of his brother with a ground-shaking, wet thud.

Panic-stricken, he dashed over to the monolithic, slimy corpse and squatted down to see startled green eyes bulging alarmingly as they peered out from underneath a pendulous grey jowl.

A fetid ribbon of troll drool oozed thickly down the bridge of Dean's nose.

Sam pushed, pulled, heaved and kicked, but the mountainous bulk was going nowhere.

"S'm" Dean mouthed breathlessly;

"What dude?" asked Sam, panting from wasted effort.

"c'n you scratch my nose?"

xxxxx

 

DEAN vs TACO

Dean's made some bad choices in his time ... especially where food is concerned!

Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: approx 100

 

 

Sam knocked timidly on the bathroom door.

"ok in there, dude?"

No response; just some very loud and alarming noises.

"Dean, it sounds like the battle of the Somme in there."

The response was barely a groan.

"Was it the tacos from last night?"

"Prob'ly"

"um, severe?"

"Just picture a space shuttle launch … "

Sam leaned into the door and grimaced.

"Do you need a doctor?"

Sam heard a flush; "you won' be needin' to come in here anytime soon, will ya?"

"No dude".

"Sam, I think my days of eating the 'Volcanic TNT Tabasco Taco with Double Jalopeno' are over …"

xxxxx

Comments

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

That second fic with Dean and his deadly tacos reminds me rather uncomfortably of the time I spent 6,000 words depicting him needing an enema due to constipation. Yours is like the total opposite, heh. I liked both of these. Damn ff.net! *Shakes fist*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I just read your fabulous enema fic! Poor Dean, what do we put that poor boy through? We are evil, so very evil!

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

I really wasn't trying to poke you into reading it, hehe. We put him through so much, but hey, he always bounces back (for more). ♥

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

heehee, I know, but I'm always eager for a good recommendation.

I was fascinated by your fic because I have to say, although I can be as brutal and clinical as the anyone in terms of hurt/comfort (you know, you've read enough of my fics) bowels, and bowel movements are something I'm really coy about and anything I do write in those terms is always implied rather than graphic (like here for instance where Dean is behind the bathroom door and the only signs of trouble are noises and his conversation with Sam).

Who knows, maybe one day I'll challenge myself!
:)

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

I seriously pushed myself so far writing it that fic; it was written for a prompt and it just ran away with me. Until the moment I accepted that prompt, I'd never read nor had the desire to read anything of the sort, seriously. It's one of my proudest achievements due to the fact I had to push myself so hard and stretch my limits.

I'm so glad that you liked it, and hopefully it will inspire you for a future fic!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Well, who knows! I was scared stiff of writing a torture fic, because the concept of torture terrifies me, but I did that when I wrote a story called 'Number Fifty' so, I can do it if I set my mind to it :)

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

The only trouble is, I think bowel!fic is an acquired taste and not everybody likes it. But I do, and you do, so hey. We'll just bounce back off one another. ^^

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it wouldn't normally be top of my list; if I was going to read h/c I would generally gravitate towards respiratory illness or injury; but hey, a good well written story is a good well written story whatever the subject matter ...
:)

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

I never even used to like illness until I started reading some brilliant fic and it just made me want to hug sniffle-Dean. Injury has always been my favourite, but like you say, I'll read anything these days.

I apologise for that epic comment spam I just put us through, hehe.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

No problem - it's fun :)

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

In that case, expect further spam sessions in the near future. *Grin*

I posted a fic today, so if you get bored... *wink, nudge* ♥

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

More win from you :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Heehee, glad you liked my little bit of Dean torture!

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

Awesome! and poor Dean the things that we put him through. I really felt for him in the second fic, I've had a few unfortunate meals like that!

but he's just so pretty when he hurts, and you do hurt him so beautifully.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Hey, thank you so much; I'm thrilled that you enjoy my stories! It's terrifying to think how disturbed we all must be if we categorise a dose of raging gutrot as an entertaining read!
:)