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... is just what the brothers Winchester are NOT getting in my 'Two Boys in a Bed'-verse.

Not slash, but plenty of fidgeting, drooling and unconscious groping, which is kind of the same thing only without the tongues.

DEPRIVATION

Take two brothers, add the mother of all head colds and throw in one bed ... what do you get? Poor, poor Sammy knows the answer; serious, brother-induced sleep deprivation ...

Genre: Humour
Rating: T for the odd naughty word
Word Count: 4,500

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6515755/1/Deprivation

AGGRAVATION

Written as a sister (or should that be brother) fic to my 'Two Boys In A Bed' saga; Deprivation. How's it go? Take two brothers, add a bad back, a hotel from hell and one bed and what do you get?

One seriously snarky older brother and a night to forget ...

Genre: Humour
Rating: T for the odd naughty word
Word Count: 6,000

index

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6624007/1/Aggravation
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Schadenfreude - it's a word that means 'taking pleasure in the misfortune of others'.

It just kinda sums fanfic up really, doesn't it?

Here, as further proof, if it were needed, are a selection of my last few drabbles:

Nb: there is no word in the English language for 'taking pleasure in LJ cuts not working properly'  Mainly because it's complete crap when they don't! 

Therefore, apologies in advance if the cuts are all squiffy.

ONCE BITTEN
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: 100

Summary: waking up in hospital, Dean discovers the disturbing truth about his condition ...


Once Bitten )
HEAT EXCHANGE

Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 100

Summary: It's a good thing Sam knows exactly how to deal with a hypothermic brother. Dean, however, is really not impressed.Heat Exchange )


HELL HATH NO FURY

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 200

Summary:  Just because you love someone dearly doesn't mean you don't take them for granted sometimes. Dean learns an important lesson from a scorned 'woman'.



Hell Hath No Fury )
SUBMISSION

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 100

Summary:  Spoilers for 5.08 Changing Channels ... "we have to play our roles..." Dean's not self-conscious; not self conscious at all!

The Universal Wrestling Federation is proud to bring you a battle of barbarians; a duel of daredevils, a contest of conquerors; Ladieeeeez and Gentlemen, hold onto your seats for 'Dean the Dominator' versus 'Sam the Savage' in a no-holds-barred, without-mercy Bout of Champions …
           

Submission )
TWINKLE TWINKLE

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 200

Summary: Two big strapping hunters vs one pixie. You wouldn't think too much could go wrong, would you?

Twinkle Twinkle )







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...is pretty much all I've been doing over the last few days, given that Winter has decided that Laryngitis and a streaming headcold aren't enough entertainment, so as the cherry on the cake, it's saddled me with a chest infection!

Personally, I think this is payback for all the horrible things I do to Dean, so herewith I make a solemn undertaking that never again will I hurt, distress, or otherwise damage our lovely boy.
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... just kidding :D

But given that I've been up since six o'clock this Sunday morning, (which, as any sensible individual knows, is completely immoral and perverse,) on the basis that I should let my poor husband try to salvage some sleep out of the night without listening to me doing my best to fire my lungs across the room, I give you ... Dean, and he's having a spot of insomnia!  

NIGHT WATCH
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Humour - bit of everything really 
Word Count: Approx 7,000
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just borrowing for fun and frolics.

It's the worst storm for a generation; what happens when a restless Winchester goes sleepwalking out in it? 


 

Night Watch )

 


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If my fic, 'Deprivation' is anything to go by, it would seem that a lot of you are rather partial to reading about our two boys in a bed.  Can't for the life of me imagine why?  Even when they're not doing anything remotely slashy, you apparently love them to be snoring and fidgeting and generally not enjoying the experience at all!

In 'Deprivation', a snotty, sleeping Dean finds all sorts of ways to keep his unfortunate brother awake, and it gave you pleasure; you naughty lot.

Therefore, by popular demand I am happy to post my sister fic (or shouldf that be brother fic) to Deprivation; Aggravation, where the tables are turned.   And the mattress.  And the blankets.  And the stomachs ...

Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 6,000

Disclaimer: don't own them; wished on a star ... didn't work.


Aggravation Chapter 1 )

 

Aggravation Chapter 2 )

 

Aggravation Chapter 3 )

 

Aggravation Chapter 4 ) 
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I'm gradually getting the hang of finding my way around LJ; a bit slow on the uptake about things like that.

Anyway, thought I might try another little paddle into the fanfic waters.  Anyone fancy Dean and Sam in a bed - one bed.  The boys ain't happy; but I am!

NO WINCEST

DEPRIVATION

Take two brothers, add the mother of all head colds and throw in one bed ... what do you get? Poor, poor Sammy knows the answer; serious, brother-induced sleep deprivation ...

Disclaimer: I don't own them, I can only wish.

 

Deprivation )
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Oooh, this is my first ever LJ post, exciting!

As I think I may have mentioned in my profile, I adore that gorgeously naughty and big-hearted rogue Dean Winchester, and more than anything, I adore giving him a hard time in my fanfic stories.

Just wanted to post up a handful of my littlest fanfics to see if anyone liked them, if so, I may get brave and post a few more ...

Needless to say, I don't own the boys, I'm just borrowing them from Mr Kripke and then putting them back where I found them!
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BELOW THE BELT

A hunt for a 'Lady in White' doesn't go entirely according to plan.

xxxxx

Sam squatted beside the prone, twitching body of his brother; his hand on Dean's back, trying to offer a little comfort through the fog of pain. That Lady in White had been a slippery bitch; Sam bristled with fury at the thought of what she had done before making her escape.

"You doin' okay there, bro?" he asked softly. Dean uncurled slightly and looked up, wet, green eyes, bulging almost comically out of a sweat-beaded face, "y'm'good", he croaked between gasping breaths.

They hunted evil all the time, regularly facing the worst kind of creatures without flinching; they had seen pure wickedness, the foulest kind of skulking monsters, dripping with malevolence, devoid of any goodness, existing only to create misery and suffering.

But this … to knee a man in the jewels?

They would find her - the bitch was toast.

xxxxx

End
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IMMOVABLE FORCE

A teeny weeny little reflection on the bed nearest the door ...

xxxxx

It was always Dean's, the bed nearest the door.

Wherever they stayed, night after night in endless tatty motel rooms across countless empty miles, Dean became Sam's barricade; an impenetrable blockade separating Sammy from the bad things out there in the darkness; an immovable force.

Like a loyal guard dog placing himself in the face of danger without fear, question or second thought; an immovable force.

A sighing, snuffling, fidgeting, pillow kneading, foot twitching immovable force.

Evil never stood a chance.

xxxxx
 

End
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CLOTHES MAKETH THE MAN

A Winchester shopping trip is way, way overdue ...

Xxxxx

Sam opened the laundry bag and sighed; it was a paltry collection.

Eight shrunken T shirts with holes under the armpits

Four ancient pairs of jeans mottled with indeterminate stains;

One fleece hoodie with bald patches;

Thirteen odd socks;

One smoke damaged jacket;

Two pairs of sweatpants with no elastic;

Six moth-eaten plaid shirts with half the buttons hanging off;

It was when a freshly showered Dean appeared through the bathroom door sporting a threadbare pair of blue boxers with a very unfortunately placed hole that Sam bowed to the inevitable.

"Dude, we have GOT to buy some new gear!"

xxxxx

End
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Please let me know if you like them - *wrings hands* - you would make me very happy   :-)



 

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