Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

Schadenfreude - it's a word that means 'taking pleasure in the misfortune of others'.

It just kinda sums fanfic up really, doesn't it?

Here, as further proof, if it were needed, are a selection of my last few drabbles:

Nb: there is no word in the English language for 'taking pleasure in LJ cuts not working properly'  Mainly because it's complete crap when they don't! 

Therefore, apologies in advance if the cuts are all squiffy.

ONCE BITTEN
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: 100

Summary: waking up in hospital, Dean discovers the disturbing truth about his condition ...

( Once Bitten )
HEAT EXCHANGE

Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 100

Summary: It's a good thing Sam knows exactly how to deal with a hypothermic brother. Dean, however, is really not impressed.( Heat Exchange )

HELL HATH NO FURY

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 200

Summary:  Just because you love someone dearly doesn't mean you don't take them for granted sometimes. Dean learns an important lesson from a scorned 'woman'.

( Hell Hath No Fury )
SUBMISSION

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 100

Summary:  Spoilers for 5.08 Changing Channels ... "we have to play our roles..." Dean's not self-conscious; not self conscious at all!

The Universal Wrestling Federation is proud to bring you a battle of barbarians; a duel of daredevils, a contest of conquerors; Ladieeeeez and Gentlemen, hold onto your seats for 'Dean the Dominator' versus 'Sam the Savage' in a no-holds-barred, without-mercy Bout of Champions …
           

( Submission )
TWINKLE TWINKLE

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 200

Summary: Two big strapping hunters vs one pixie. You wouldn't think too much could go wrong, would you?

( Twinkle Twinkle )

Okay, well now we're on the subject of my most favouritest thing in the whole wide world.  (Jeez, I really need treatment ...)

In fact, there's only one thing that could possibly be better than a yummy naked Dean, and that's a large helping of naked Dean with a generous side of naked Sammy.

Well, for your delectation, it just so happens ...

BARE FACED CHEEK

Rating: K+ (nudity but not graphic)
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 400

 

( Bare Faced Cheek )