dizzojay | Entries tagged with weirdy mcweirderton

I have a function at work next week that requires me to wear evening dress. It's been a fair while since I had to get all dolled up for a black tie affair, and so having treated myself to a new dress in the sales last week, I now realise that I need to invest in a strapless bra.

I was having a little wander around the lingerie on Amazon this evening and I noted that the bras are nearly all labelled as 'womens' bras.

Well, I'm so glad we clarified that then!!!

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home

I'm on the Isle of Wight ferry sitting opposite a bloke with a giant plastic flamingo.

That is all.

No, I haven't even started on the wine yet.

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Isle of Wight ferry

I know all has not been unicorns and chocolate sprinkles at my work recently, but today was a day that I will remember for a long time for all the RIGHT reasons!

( You couldn't make it up! )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home

... you're in the supermarket and for one brief moment, you think your loaf has insulted you.

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home

According to this sign on the M3 Motorway, my life is about to improve immeasurably in 12 miles ...
(sorry for the crappy quality photo!)

( The M3 has never looked so pretty! )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home

This turned up on my Facebook feed a couple of hours ago, and now I think I'm scarred for life.
There's got to be a fic in this ...

Mens' fashion ads from the 70's that can't be unseen ...

*Pictures Sam and Dean in matching catsick yellow belted tank tops ...*

Current Mood: silly
Current Location: Home

I have news regarding my Mother in Law's missing teeth for those of you who are waiting eagerly for an update ...

(And that, right there, is possibly one of the weirdest things I've ever written)

They have been located, and safely returned home (presumably to said Mother in Law's mouth). They were found ... wait for it ... on a table in the Village Cafe.

*facepalm*

The worst thing is, there's going to come a time when I have to show my face in there. *sigh*

Current Mood: embarrassed
Current Location: Home

... your Mother in Law phones you at 7.15 in the morning and her opening gambit is ...

'Did I leave my teeth on your kitchen worktop yesterday?'

O.o

Did she not think that we might have noticed a small detail like a stray set of dentures sitting in the middle of the place where we prepare our FOOD?
Did she not think that we might have put two and two together as she is currently the only person we know who has new dentures and is not getting on with them, plus the fact she comes round our house to do a bit of cleaning on Tuesdays.
And worst of all ...
If she thinks she left them there, she must - at some point - have REALLY taken her teeth out and put them on our kitchen worktop.

Typing in rubber gloves is hard *reaches for the bleach again*

Current Mood: weird
Current Location: My kitchen - cleaning!

Has anyone else's 'Post an entry' page gone squiffy?

Mine looks like all the words have slipped off the page; it won't let me insert pictures and the cuts don't work.

Come on Lj, play nice!!!

*pouts*

Current Mood: confused

This turned up on my Facebook feed yesterday, and allI can say is ... 'YIKES!'

( What could possibly go wrong ...? )

I'm sort of hoping that this is Photoshopped because otherwise, I mean, why? Why the hell would anyone farm spiders?

Current Mood: nervous
Current Location: Home

Mr Dizzo has just got back from a weekend jolly with a few of his buddies in Reykjavik.

After he landed in Iceland, he paid a quick visit to the little boys' room at Keflavik Airport, and felt compelled to take a picture of this inner sanctum to show me. After all, what does a guy need when he's standing there having a quick wee ...

( Puff and Nonsense ... )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home

A few miles from where I live is a pub which specialises in the more, um, erotic type of entertainment ... no Abba tribute bands here!

I discovered today, through a colleague who lives virtually next door to this place, that their signature entertainment is ...

Wait for it ...

Topless Space Hopper Racing!

o.O

Anyone else think we've found Dean Winchester's personal heaven?

images

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: The Office

Well, I had an interesting experience this morning!

A couple of reviews flashed up on my Fanfiction.net account, and so I merrily opened them, and I thought it would be fun to share with you the constructive insight that my reviewer had to share with me:

( Under a cut for offensive punctuation (and language of course) )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: The Office

So, it was 7.30 am this morning; I had my toast and a glass of orange juice and I booted up the computer. It was time to have a little surf over breakfast and see what the fandom had been up to while I was asleep.

I opened my browser, and was confronted by this.

The mind, it does truly boggle ...
( This way to my happy gutter ... )

Current Mood: naughty
Current Location: Home

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Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

Entries tagged with weirdy mcweirderton

The Bleedin' Obvious?

Random weird from the world of Dizzo...

Never a Dull Moment - warning, rudery and naughtiness under the cut!

That moment when ...

Proof that supernatural really is EVERYWHERE!

My MInd is boggled beyond belief!

Teeth Saga update.

What are you supposed to say when ...

What on Earth has happened to my Posting Page???

What could possibly go wrong ...

Proof that Iceland is a delightfully bonkers country ...

A mental image to scar you for life ...

I've found my muse!!!!

Proof, if ever it was needed, that my mind is quite happy in the gutter!

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