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With all the excitement of the upcoming western episode in the air I was inspired to write about Winchesters on horseback ...
So step this way for Sam being clever, Dean being obnoxious, adorable horses, a chupacabra, bucketloads of angst, Bobby being awesome, oh ... and a coconut.
A FOUR LEGGED FRIEND
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Humour
Word Count: approx 22,500
A Chupacabra hunt deep in the mountains proves to be a challenging time for the boys, not least of all getting there in the first place ...
Disclaimer: Don't own the boys, want, but can't have.
Tears before Bedtime ...
Apr. 4th, 2011 09:12 pmOkay, my husband has just forced me to watch 'Marley and Me' and now I am a shrivelled, snot riddled sobbing wreck. It ain't pretty ...
Which brings me seamlessly to this question ... does anyone else think Dean cries so very prettily?
Here's a couple of little pieces that celebrate the fact ...
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my own soppy mind.
TEARJERKER
Rating: K
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: approx 150
Because we all know that Dean's not the hard nut he'd like us to think he is …
( Tearjerker )
SOB STORY
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/brothers
Word Count: approx 100
A hunt ends up with the brothers in another difficult situation; one which definitely goes straight to the top of the 'Things That Will Never Be Mentioned Again Under Any Circumstances' List.
( Sob Story )
Another year older ...
Mar. 31st, 2011 09:50 pmNo matter where I hide, it always sneaks up on me.
Tomorrow, I become another year older; old enough to know better (apparently) but still young enough not to care :)
I can't really say 'another grey hair' because I lost count of those years ago, so I'm just gonna cling pathetically to the fact that I can still qualify as 'early' forties.
Due to a laughably bad bit of time management on my part - so I'm told - I managed to lumber myself with a birthday of April Fools Day and so naturally I saw this as a golden opoportunity for me to relaunch the prank wars. Because it's stupid, and it always escalates, rtight?
PAYBACK'S A BITCH
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: approx 100 words
WOW - rub. Dean's been naughty. He thinks it's funny, Sam doesn't share his opinion...
Disclaimer: Not mine, however nicely I ask!
( Payback's a Bitch )
Spring has Sprung
Mar. 30th, 2011 09:31 amI love Spring. I love the smell of the cherry blossom, the bright colours of the daffodils after the winter gloom and the birdsong. I love the fact that I ache all over after spending hours in the garden after starting that laborious annual transformation from 'surface of the moon' to 'somewhere nice and flowery to have barbecues in'.
Most of all I love Spring because it means Summer is on the way, bringing long hot days, bumblebees, the cricket season, the afore mentioned barbecues and chilled wine on the patio (well, in a glass first, obviously ...)
Another effect of summer is that people wear less clothes. Sometimes this is a good thing. Often it most definitely is NOT.
Herewith the opportunity to make your own minds up; enter Dean, stage left ...
DEEP FRIED EXTRA CRISPY
A one-shot based on a previous drabble of the same name and subject matter.
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: approx 950
Our lovely boy has been very, very irresponsible. Are we in any way surprised?
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for a warped mind!
Did I mention ...
Mar. 24th, 2011 07:36 pm... I'm an only child.
And when I don't get my own way; things get ugly!
And with Fanfic.net still assing about, that's VERY bad news for Dean :)
Disclaimer: I don't own them; that is another thing I frequently throw tantrums about ...
DEAN vs CAVE TROLL
You know what it's like when you're under a cave troll; sometimes you just need a hand ...
Rating: K
Genre: Humour/Angst
Word Count: approx 100
( Dean vs Cave Troll )
DEAN vs TACO
Dean's made some bad choices in his time ... especially where food is concerned!
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: approx 100
( Dean vs Taco )
The Joys of Technology
Mar. 23rd, 2011 10:16 pmIt's tragic really, but with fanfic.net on the fritz since Saturday, I'm practically chewing the wallpaper off the walls with frustration not being able to post or read new fic. I really need to get out more!
Drabble challenge on hiatus this Sunday with no new fics able to be posted, but I've had these sitting on my hard drive waiting to see the light of day, so congratulations LJ ... you get first look!
Challenge word - COSY
Disclaimer: Don't own them. The following two drabbles demonstrate why this is a good thing.
INSOMNIARating: K
Genre: Angst/Family
Word Count: approx 100
Poor Dean's having a bad, bad night; he's exhausted, droopy and irritable and he just can't figure out why ...
( Insomnia )
AT PEACE
Rating: K
Genre: Brothers/family
Word count: approx 100
Sam's POV ... Sam reflects on his sleeping brother.
A short and dribblesome expedition into my hopelessly sappy sleeping Dean fixation. Sorry, but if you're going to release a challenge word like 'cosy', you've only got yourselves to blame!
( At Peace )
Number Fifty - Part 3
Mar. 22nd, 2011 06:25 pmDean rests and mends thanks to (and sometimes in spite of) his devoted family ...
( Number Fifty Chapters 11 - 15 of 15 )
Number Fifty - a challenge to myself
Mar. 22nd, 2011 06:03 pmI wanted to challenge myself.
Well, I had nothing better to do ... so - do I run a marathon? do I learn a foreign language? do I travel the world on the back of a donkey?
I know - I'll write a really dark and angsty torture-fic. Exactly what any well adjusted, mentally stable individual would do.
So herewith ...
NUMBER FIFTY
Someone - or something - is scaring people to death in New York; Bobby's on the case, but opinion is divided on whether or not he needs the Winchesters' help. But those boys; they just won't take no for an answer …
I have based this fic very loosely around one of London's most famous ghost stories; that of the fatally hideous spirit of number fifty, Berkeley Square. I have used the most basic details of the story, and embellished, warped and fiddled with them for my own nefarious purposes!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything supernatural, although my passport photo is a bit creepy …
Rating: T
Genre: H/C Angst (little bits of humour)
Word Count: 28,500
( Number Fifty - Chapters 1 - 5 of 15 )
Okay, so when the drabble challenge word of 'skunk' was announced, and then my first and immediate thought drifted to Dean's armpit, I just knew in that moment that my poor twisted, addled and warped mind was beyond help!
FRESH AS A DAISY
Rating K+
Genre Hurt Comfort
Word Count approx 100
Dean's welcome recovery from a raging fever has some less than welcome side effects …
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just love them.
( fresh as a Daisy )
Nightmare Scenario
Mar. 18th, 2011 09:02 pmAn oft-used phrase which could apply to any number of instances from the worst kind of global catastrophe to my attempt to cook lasagne yesterday evening (heck, the smell of smoke does linger doesn't it?)
In Dean's case, it could describe, say, being trapped in a small cramped aircraft with no pilot hurtling to oblivion in the middle of the Mohave Desert ...
... read on :)
NIGHTMARE SCENARIO
(Posted at Hoodie_Time)
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt comfor/Angst
Word Count: approx 15,000
A mystrious disaster en-route to a far flung hunt tests Dean to the very edge of his physical and psychological limits; but is this all down to fate? Winchester luck? Or are there darker forces at work? Later on in the story there will be slight, non-specific spoilers for various season 5 goings-on.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, wished upon a star. Didn't work!
Chapters 1 - 4
http://community.livejournal.com/hoodie_time/337014.html
Chapters 5 - 8
http://community.livejournal.com/hoodie_time/337788.html#cutid1
Watching the world go by ...
Mar. 13th, 2011 08:01 am...is pretty much all I've been doing over the last few days, given that Winter has decided that Laryngitis and a streaming headcold aren't enough entertainment, so as the cherry on the cake, it's saddled me with a chest infection!
Personally, I think this is payback for all the horrible things I do to Dean, so herewith I make a solemn undertaking that never again will I hurt, distress, or otherwise damage our lovely boy.
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... just kidding :D
But given that I've been up since six o'clock this Sunday morning, (which, as any sensible individual knows, is completely immoral and perverse,) on the basis that I should let my poor husband try to salvage some sleep out of the night without listening to me doing my best to fire my lungs across the room, I give you ... Dean, and he's having a spot of insomnia!
NIGHT WATCH
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Humour - bit of everything really
Word Count: Approx 7,000
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just borrowing for fun and frolics.
It's the worst storm for a generation; what happens when a restless Winchester goes sleepwalking out in it?
Well it's a Friday ... and that means it's Supernatural night, and that in turn got me thinking about this season's episodes; particularly episode 4, Weekend at Bobby's.
I was so pathetically excited when the boys turned up on my side of the Pond, in Scotland, I fell to thinking that they must have done a bit of sightseeing if they came all that way.
Now; If you are interested in the supernatural and mysterious and you are sightseeing in Scotland, there's really only one place you have to go.
Therefore, I give you ...
THE BEASTIE IN THE NESS
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 300
Written for the EO Fanfic Drabble Challenge. Challenge Word: 'Guise'
feeling charitable ...
Feb. 24th, 2011 09:27 pmIt occurs to me that I spend a lot of time being nasty to my adorable boy, beating and battering the poor soul, making him all sick and soppy and droopy. Bad me, bad me!
So in an attempt to redeem myself (some hope) here are a couple of happy Dean fics.
EAU DE IMPALA
Rating: K
Genre: Family
Word count: approx 100 words
So in an attempt to redeem myself (some hope) here are a couple of happy Dean fics.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for my own deranged mind.
EAU DE IMPALA
Rating: K
Genre: Family
Word count: approx 100 words
BUTTERFLY EFFECT
Rating: K
Genre: Humour/Family
Word count: approx 100 words
( Butterfly Effect )
Sick of February yet?
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:10 pmI am, I don't do Winter very well - I was fed up with it by the middle of November.
So, just to get us in the mood for sunnier climes, I am delighted to present a wee bit of sunburnt Dean ... pass the aftersun please!
DEEP FRIED EXTRA CRISPY (DRABBLE)
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour/H/C
Word Count: approx 100 words
Disclaimer: I don't own them; checked down the back of the couch. Nope, still not there.
( Deep Fried Extra Crispy )
Spring Cleaning
Feb. 16th, 2011 08:19 pmWell, I've spring cleaned my wardrobe - depressing; my garden - exhausting; and the cupboard under my stairs - terrifying : O
Then I decided to spring clean my computer fanfic folders, and I came across this ...
The first SN fanfic I ever wrote!
PERSONAL SPACE
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 700
Then I decided to spring clean my computer fanfic folders, and I came across this ...
The first SN fanfic I ever wrote!
PERSONAL SPACE
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 700
Poor Castiel gets it wrong again. Dean gets cross. Sam gets pizza.
Just because
Jan. 7th, 2011 09:03 pmA little thought about the best big brother in the world, just because ...
... just because I feel like it!
Shield
Rating: K
Genre: Family/humour
Word Count: approx: 100
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing at all. Not even a shield …
Disarmed Dean
Dec. 23rd, 2010 07:49 pmAnyone want to see a pouty, grouchy Dean struggling to cope with two broken wrists, a suffocatingly concerned brother and the worlds worst bath?
You do?
Then walk this way ...
DISARMED
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour & H/C
Words: 5130 approx
Disclaimer: I own nothing except an addled and deeply disturbed mind. :)
DISARMED
( DISARMED - CHAPTER 1 )
( DISARMED - CHAPTER 2 )
( DISARMED - CHAPTER 3 )
