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So, I was having a rummage through my old story library, and I came across this little gem that I wrote exactly three years ago, and it made me smile to read it.

I hope it makes you smile too ...




SCENT PACKING

Disclaimer: Nope I don't own them!

xxxxx

"Jeez Dean, what's that smell – are the drains blocked again?"

"What smell?"

"The smell that … holy crap, that stink; is that you?"

"Damn cheek, that's my new cologne – 'Stallion'; the Musk of a Man'"

"Really Dean?"

"It's got pheronomes in it."

"It smells like it's got botulism in it."

"Pfft, what would you know about what attracts women?"

"Damnit Dean, that's evil, my eyes are watering."

"Well, I'm going out, princess, so don't fret. Me and my pheronomes may be some time."

"Thank God!"

20 minutes later

"Back already?"

*snort*

"What happened?"

"Shaddup."

"Well …?"

"humph ... Baby wouldn't let me open her door."

xxxxx

end

Date: 2018-10-19 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jillmariej.livejournal.com
lol XD thanks for sharing.

Date: 2018-10-26 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed it!

Date: 2018-10-19 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandy79.livejournal.com
Well done, Baby!! XD Seems to me she likes Dean a bit more "au naturel" (or at least with his usual scent) XD Thanks for sharing that gem!

Date: 2018-10-26 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Baby is a woman with class!

Date: 2018-10-19 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julchen11.livejournal.com
LOL! Fantastic! Thanks for sharing, my dear.

Date: 2018-10-26 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
You're welcome

Date: 2018-10-20 04:14 am (UTC)
fanspired: (soulmates)
From: [personal profile] fanspired
WAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! :D

Date: 2018-10-26 09:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2018-10-20 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] padabutterfly.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahahahahah! That was epic. Well done, Dizzo. I loved it. That one is one of your best ones. :D

Date: 2018-10-26 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
thank you :)

Date: 2018-10-20 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] be-my-precious.livejournal.com
I remember this! I loved it then and love it now!

Date: 2018-10-26 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2018-10-20 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com
Hee hee hee, brilliant!

Date: 2018-10-26 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2018-10-22 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madebyme-x.livejournal.com
Hehe, this tickled me pink!!

Date: 2018-10-26 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed it :)

Date: 2018-10-24 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com
Now THAT'S a smart car. My mother's perfume was quite strong. I could still smell it several days after she had been in my car. I hated that. Of course, now I would give anything to smell even a little bit of what she wore.
Edited Date: 2018-10-24 09:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2018-10-26 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
That's always the case, you always miss something when it's gone, even if it's really overpowering perfume. I remember my Grandmother used to like a perfume called Charlie, and she had no sense of smell so she'd absolutely douse herself in it. I used to hate it, and I still think it's a large part of why I don't like perfume, and never wear it, even now. But having said that, I'd still love to smell it on her again.

Date: 2018-10-27 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com
Yea, we always miss something when its gone. After learning that lesson I am trying to appreciate every little thing more now than I used to. I just wish I had learned that lesson before both my parents were gone.

Date: 2018-10-27 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masja-17.livejournal.com
LOL! Baby is a smart girl! Thanks for sharing this gem!

<3

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