100 Days of Happiness - Day 89

[dizzojay]

So, I was having a rummage through my old story library, and I came across this little gem that I wrote exactly three years ago, and it made me smile to read it.

I hope it makes you smile too ...

SCENT PACKING

Disclaimer: Nope I don't own them!

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"Jeez Dean, what's that smell – are the drains blocked again?"

"What smell?"

"The smell that … holy crap, that stink; is that you?"

"Damn cheek, that's my new cologne – 'Stallion'; the Musk of a Man'"

"Really Dean?"

"It's got pheronomes in it."

"It smells like it's got botulism in it."

"Pfft, what would you know about what attracts women?"

"Damnit Dean, that's evil, my eyes are watering."

"Well, I'm going out, princess, so don't fret. Me and my pheronomes may be some time."

"Thank God!"

…

20 minutes later

…

"Back already?"

*snort*

"What happened?"

"Shaddup."

"Well …?"

"humph ... Baby wouldn't let me open her door."

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