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A little drabble I wrote for the weekly challenge over on Fanfiction.net.
The challenge word was 'thick'

LEAN MEAN DEAN

Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: He's not mine, sorry to say!

Dean's wondering what happened to his leanness and meanness.

xxxxx

Dean stared into the bathroom mirror and sighed.

He'd always been thick-set; nothing like that string-bean brother of his, but the hunter's life had always kept him fit, firm and limber.

But now; playing house in the bunker, a comfortable bed, good home cooking - not to mention passing his mid-thirties …

He squeezed his softening midriff and sighed again.

It was time to take action; time to pump iron; time to reclaim Lean Mean Dean.

Except right now, there was half a cherry pie in the refrigerator, and Superbowl on the TV.

Tomorrow, then.

Lean Mean Dean would understand.

xxxxx

end

Date: 2015-11-23 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] be-my-precious.livejournal.com
awww... lean mean dean isn't going to resurface if there's always pie in the house! lol.

Date: 2015-11-24 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Nope, Lean Mean Dean will be consigned to history!

Date: 2015-11-23 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sw0rdy.livejournal.com
Hahaha, we've all been there Dean...

Date: 2015-11-24 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Oh yes, that's my default setting :)

Date: 2015-11-23 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com
Poor Dean, the lure of PIE was too much!

Date: 2015-11-24 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
He can never resist the evil influence of pie :)

Date: 2015-11-24 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com
Awww, lol!!! Bless his little insecure heart!

Date: 2015-11-24 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
We'll still adore him; cute little love handles and all!

Date: 2015-11-26 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com
More cushion for the pushin' ;)

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