Lean Mean Dean

[dizzojay]

A little drabble I wrote for the weekly challenge over on Fanfiction.net.
The challenge word was 'thick'

LEAN MEAN DEAN

Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: He's not mine, sorry to say!

Dean's wondering what happened to his leanness and meanness.

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Dean stared into the bathroom mirror and sighed.

He'd always been thick-set; nothing like that string-bean brother of his, but the hunter's life had always kept him fit, firm and limber.

But now; playing house in the bunker, a comfortable bed, good home cooking - not to mention passing his mid-thirties …

He squeezed his softening midriff and sighed again.

It was time to take action; time to pump iron; time to reclaim Lean Mean Dean.

Except right now, there was half a cherry pie in the refrigerator, and Superbowl on the TV.

Tomorrow, then.

Lean Mean Dean would understand.

xxxxx

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