What are you supposed to say when ...

... your Mother in Law phones you at 7.15 in the morning and her opening gambit is ...

'Did I leave my teeth on your kitchen worktop yesterday?'

O.o

Did she not think that we might have noticed a small detail like a stray set of dentures sitting in the middle of the place where we prepare our FOOD?
Did she not think that we might have put two and two together as she is currently the only person we know who has new dentures and is not getting on with them, plus the fact she comes round our house to do a bit of cleaning on Tuesdays.
And worst of all ...
If she thinks she left them there, she must - at some point - have REALLY taken her teeth out and put them on our kitchen worktop.

Typing in rubber gloves is hard *reaches for the bleach again*

Teeth Saga update.

I have news regarding my Mother in Law's missing teeth for those of you who are waiting eagerly for an update ...

(And that, right there, is possibly one of the weirdest things I've ever written)

They have been located, and safely returned home (presumably to said Mother in Law's mouth).  They were found ... wait for it ... on a table in the Village Cafe.

*facepalm*

The worst thing is, there's going to come a time when I have to show my face in there. *sigh*

Anyone fancy a good cry?

Seeing this beautiful but desperately heartbreaking artwork that has been posted by wings128 and milly_gal today, it made me think of a certain fic.

A few years ago, I challenged Mr Dizzo to write a fanfic, and at first he said 'no way', but in the end, he did write his one and only Supernatural fanfic, (under the pseudonym of Destroyer of Wor1ds - so that should have warned me of what was to come), but he couldn't write something nice and lfuffy or exciting and action-packed ... oh no ...

Not only did he write one of the most heartbreaking things I have ever read, he showed it to me while we were out for a meal so there I was, sitting in the middle of a pub, sobbing into my risotto!

Here it is ... it's only 400 words and you've probably sussed by now it's a deathfic.  You have been warned!!!!!

The Final Drive

It's on fanfic.net, so feel free to leave Mr Dizzo some love - if you want to :)