For JJ and Millygal

[dizzojay]

I've heard a rumour that my good friends jj1564 and milly_gal are going to Asylum 14.

Not that I'm in the habit of intimidating my friends or anything, but I want to make sure they know exactly what they're going to be letting themselves in for.

Because they're going to come face to face with ...

... this.



And if, by chance they manage to survive without keeling over from hottie exposure or drool dehydration, I feel a duty of care to make them understand exactly what they'll be getting up close and personal with ...

Gird your loins ladies  ...

I know, it's terrifying!



Really terrifying.



I mean, losing the power of coherent speech is no laughing matter.



And the drool, I mean, it goes everywhere.



And it really hurts when you trip over your tongue.



It hurts even more when someone else treads on it.

Those eyes have magical powers; they can turn your mind into a blob of cold custard.



And panties are expensive to replace when they keep spontaneously combusting.



The smoke gets everywhere.



And when the ovaries explode ...

Well, that's just embarrasing.
.


Especially when they bounce off the ceiling ...

... and smack you in the ear.



Of course if you faint then you don't have to worry about any of the other stuff.



Except that fainting hurts too.



Floors are hard.



Don't get me started on the blood pressure.



Last time I met Jensen, I could have run an entire hyro-electric power grid.



Well, I suppose it saves on fossil fuels ...



Jensen's good for the environment.



Try telling that to my hormones.



They haven't quite recovered yet.



They're not likely to for the foreseeable future, either.



They took one whiff of Jensen's pheromones and boiled dry.



But the worst thing of all ...



Is that Jensen knows all this is going on ...



And the gorgeous bugger's not even sorry.



Really, not sorry at all.



... Still up for it?

Comments

[chellexxx.livejournal.com]

Ok ... now i really, really want to go and i'm a Jared girl ;D

xxx

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It's the Jensen effect :)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Fuuuuuuuck! My brain is a "blob of cold custard" and my ovaries are about to "bounce off the ceiling" and that's just from the pictures!! Great descriptions there m'dear and I love his "I know what I do to you ladies and I'm not even sorry" smiles!

Thanks for all the pretty - I think I'm going to have to be sedated or very drunk when I meet him!!!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Possibly both :)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Very likely!!

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

This is a riot!!!


AND TRUE!!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Very true!

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

That's.....that's just dirty pool!!! Oh my Gawd, I've just remembered all the reasons why I end up a gibbering mess in this man's presence....thanks for that.

I suppose we should carry extra thud pillows, and extra drool buckets for next May then. I'll get onto Amazon right away.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Dirty pool is RIGHT! lol! Now I'm a complete mess ona Sunday morning!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

The Hilton will be awash!
You're not the only one that turns into a dribbling wreck :)

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

I love your descriptions of each picture. They are perfect and so true! If just looking at pictures of Jensen can do that to me, I can't imagine what would happen if I actually ever got to meet him in person. Y'all are sooooooooo lucky!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I've met people I've fancied before, but no-one has ever had that kind of effect on me. It's like he has some kind of aura!

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, and what if they try to ask him a question, and he turns and looks RIGHT AT THEM, giving them his full, undivided attention with THOSE EYES and that intense expression he gets when he's really listening, and ...

I'm not helping those ladies to remain calm at all, am I?

(ahem) Lovely spam. I'm sure they'll be fine.

[heavenli24.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean - my first con, I asked Jensen a question in a M&G and all I could do was nod and grin through his entire answer because he held eye contact with me the entire time :P.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Me too....

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

NOT REMOTELY! *shudders* LOL!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

The ambient temperature in the south of England just went up about four degrees!

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

Excellent recap of the dangers of seeing Jensen up close--even via internet photos it's pretty hairy!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Death by pretty!

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

That was just awesome. I'm going to my first con next September, and this is exactly how I feel. The only thing you didn't cover was the embarrassing sobbing. I'm seriously going to be in trouble with this, because I am a CRYER. I cry at every single freaking commercial that plays during the holiday season. That one someone posted the other day with the little boy and his penguin... TEARS. STREAMING. DOWN. MY. FACE.

So when I actually get to see Jensen, in person. Forget it. I'm going to be a mess.

I'm actually a little worried about it. Someone help!!!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Ah the penguin John Lewis advert, that was my fault. Don't worry, bursting into tears means he will remember you. Bwhahahaha!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I know a lady who goes to Asylum who burst into tears when Jensen touched her once and she seems to have done rather well from it, he knows her well, and chats to her now!

[heavenli24.livejournal.com]

Wow - amazing pictures... I was going to say that the first one is my favourite, but then I saw the others and can't decide! Love your commentary of them too :P.

So, turns out I may have caved and will be coming to A14 after all... and I've persuaded my mum to come with me too (I've offered to pay for the ticket for her birthday :P). Just hope I'm not delayed coming back from the Falklands and have to miss it!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Have you got the tickets yet? The Hall 2 ones sold out within the day on Thursday so I'll have my fingers crossed for you (any your Mum!)

[heavenli24.livejournal.com]

Actually, I resisted on Thursday when the Hall 2 tickets went on sale and by the time I checked the site again on Friday, they were all sold out... which was fine with me until one of my LJ friends ended up putting in an extra order for Hall 2 (she wasn't sure if the first one worked or not), so she has 2 extra tickets that she doesn't need - she was going to let them lapse without paying, but said I was welcome to have them instead... just need to make the final decision and send the payment before the 7 days are up :).

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Aha! Well if you do decide against it (again!) , which obviously I hope you won't - I do know a couple of people who might be interested who missed out on Thursday!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It's funny how many people 'caved' when Jensen was announced :)
It'll be great to catch up again x

[heavenli24.livejournal.com]

I know, it's terrible, isn't it? Although I have been umming and ahhing about A14 for ages, even before he was announced - this was just what made me finally go for it... if I'd had enough cash on me at A13 I probably would have ending up buying a ticket then :P.

There are several other guests I'm looking forward to seeing there though (ones I haven't met yet), so if it turns out Jensen cancels, it won't be the end of the world :P. And since it's JIB the next weekend, I probably won't bother with trying to get through the crowds for photos and autos at A14 :).

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

JESUS CHRIST DIZZ!

O_O

*DEAD*

*FLAILS*

Mother of GOD hun, are you trying to kill me?! lol.

I am already having issues with the breathing when the subject of A14 comes up, now I'm gonna have to take spare bloody panties for fear of combustion!

♥ Thanks for this bb! What a glorious collection of stunning pics of the guy that so owns my heart lol!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Forewarned is forearmed. Just making sure you're prepared!!
;)

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Is forehead hitting the floor as I try and not trip over my tongue! lol!

[sandymg.livejournal.com]

Hah. Those were some great comment. And lovely pix, my dear.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

That man sure takes a beautiful picture!

[lkrumwiede.livejournal.com]

Puddle on the floor...

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Yep, that sounds quite normal when viewing Jensen pics :)

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

Jensen does have that kind of affect on us fangirls. So, I gather that this is their first Convention that Jensen is attending? Oh boy. I remember my first. I was actually quite calm and collected face-to-face with him, it was afterwards that I went berserk. He is a beautiful sight to behold in person and even lovelier and sweeter in person.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

He really is stunning 'in the flesh', even more so than on TV!
I seem to recall the first time I met him I completely lost the ability to speak articularly and was just communicating in incoherent squeaks!