Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

PIE-EYED

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Written for the weekly drabble challenge on Fanfiction.net.  The challenge word was 'fifty'.

Pie can be hazardous to your health – and not only from a calorific point of view.

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"Hey Dean, here's that new place in town I was telling you about; fifty varieties of pie. You can sample them here or take them out. Look, there's Banana Cream, Cherry, Apple and Cinnamon, Blueberry, Buttermilk, Pecan, Coconut Cream, Key Lime, Banoffee and Lemon Merangue, and that's just their top ten bestsellers. They even do savoury meat pies like you get in the UK."

"What d'y reckon Dean, shall we go in?"

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"Dean?"

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"DEAN?"

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"Hello, 911? My brother seems to have slipped into some kind of pie-induced trance. He's drooling all over his boots and he hasn't blinked for over ten minutes …"

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