DEW: Rage Against the Machine
Jun. 12th, 2022 01:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dizzojay RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Death
Spoilers/Warnings: none
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Death, as a timeless entity, was infused with the wisdom of the ages. His great erudition, accumulated through the countless eons, was a compendium of knowledge gained from the dawn of time through to the edge of eternity.
Death’s consciousness was infinite, his awareness immense.
He knew all, he saw all.
So, that being the case, he was somewhat disappointed that he had failed abysmally in trying to instal his new wireless printer.
The instructions were incomprehensible, despite the manufacturer’s boast that installation was ‘quick and simple’.
He had a good mind to reap the manufacturers on the basis of that lie alone.
xxxxx
end
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Death
Spoilers/Warnings: none
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Death, as a timeless entity, was infused with the wisdom of the ages. His great erudition, accumulated through the countless eons, was a compendium of knowledge gained from the dawn of time through to the edge of eternity.
Death’s consciousness was infinite, his awareness immense.
He knew all, he saw all.
So, that being the case, he was somewhat disappointed that he had failed abysmally in trying to instal his new wireless printer.
The instructions were incomprehensible, despite the manufacturer’s boast that installation was ‘quick and simple’.
He had a good mind to reap the manufacturers on the basis of that lie alone.
xxxxx
end
no subject
Date: 2022-06-12 07:42 pm (UTC)