Drabble Fun: Precautions

[dizzojay]

PRECAUTIONS

My offering for this week's drabble challenge over on Fanfiction.net.  The challenge word was distance.  I thought I'd keep it topical!

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Sam's always been a worrier ...

"Hey Dean, where you going?"

"We're outta pie Sam, just heading downtown."

"You're only supposed to go out to shop for essentials."

*glares*

"OK, right. I forgot. Pie is essential in your world."

"Damn right it is. Can I go now?"

"OK… Oh Dean…"

"What?"

"Remember to practice social distancing while you're out."

*sigh* "Yes."

"Two metres from everyone else Dean. Don't forget."

"I know, Sam. I watch the news."

"Inside the store as well as outside."

"Yes Sam."

"Oh, and Dean, don't talk to anyone."

"Nope."

"And NO flirting!"

"Jeez, Sam, what d'you take me for?"

"I know you too damn well, Dean."

"Hmmph!"

"Oh, and Dean?"

"What now?"

"Don't forget, pay by contactless if you can – it's more hygienic."

"Yes, I know Sam. We always pay by card, remember? On account of the fact we've got no cash."

"Yes, well, just making sure."

"Whatever. Can I go now?"

"Yes, I suppose … except…"

"Man alive, kill me now! NOW WHAT?"

"Don't forget to wash your hands as soon as you get back to the bunker, right?"

"Yes, I will. I Promise. I'll take a freaking formaldehyde shower if It means I can go to the store and buy MY GODDAMN PIE!"

"Alright Dean, there's no need to shout."

*sigh*

"Now, have you got your hand sanitiser?"

"Yes Mom. I've got my hand sanitiser. Want me to show you?"

"No, Dean, I believe you."

"Do you want to take a mask with you?"

"Only if it's a Batman mask."

"Not funny Dean."

"No, I don't want to go out in a freaking mask, or gloves, surgical scrubs, or a hazmat suit, OK?"

"OK then. Well, just be careful.

"Yes Sam."

"And don't be out too long, okay?"

…

…

"Not much chance of that Sam."

"Why?"

"Freaking store closed five minutes ago!"

xxxxx

end

Comments

[fanspired]

If I was of a suspicious nature, I might suspect Sam did that deliberately :P

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

What, surely not .. Sam would never do a thing like ... oh.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

GASP!!!!

Sam is ME!!!!

:D :D :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Heehee!!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

I'll take a freaking formaldehyde shower if It means I can go to the store and buy MY GODDAMN PIE!" bwahahaha. this is so Dean (and so me when it comes to my chocolate!)

I love this, it's so topical and I love the ending, poor Dean!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

We'll look back on all these quarantine-themed drabbles in a couple of years and think, wow that really happened!

[casey28.livejournal.com]

Gotta love protective!Sam, but poor Dean has no pie, lol.