Drabble fun: Captains Orders

[dizzojay]

I came across tis little bit of silliness that I wrote almost four years ago, so I thought I might give it another airing...


CAPTAIN'S ORDERS

It's bathtime, and Dean has his own priorities.  Unfortunatley, so does Sam.

Disclaimer: I don't own him.

xxxxx

"Cap'n, we can't dive yet, there's an Island ahead."

"Damnit, lieutenant, it looks like a giant knee!"

"Yessir."

"But we can't turn the sub round because there's a giant shark back the way we came."

"Copy that sir. Sonar is showing another shape heading towards us. Looks like a gator sir."

"An alligator?"

"Yessir. What are your orders?"

*BANGBANGBANG*

"DAMNIT DEAN, HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE IN THAT BATHROOM? HURRY UP - I NEED A PEE!"

Dean didn't bat an eyelid.

Sam could wait; the further adventures of the USS Plastic Bath Toy were far too important to interrupt.

xxxxx

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We've never had the sight of Dean in a bathtub on show, so here's Dean in a shower as a more than adequate substitute!!