The (naughty) Wit and Wisdom of Mr D...

[dizzojay]

Having a day in lovely Leamington Spa, and we walk into a very high-class bistro for a coffee. It's full of ornaments, curios and objets d'art.

As we're waiting for drinks, I mentioned how much I liked one of the vases.

"It's really unusual," I said; "eye-catching, and a lovely colour too."

Mr D scans the room ...




"What, the phallic looking one that looks like it's wearing a cock-ring?"



I'm not sure if I like it more or less now...

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Comments

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I nearly choked on my coffee!

[just-ruth.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, now I can't unsee it.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Nope, I can never go back there now!

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

MR. D HAS WRECKED THE PHOTO FOR ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You and me both!!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Oh Mr D!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You can't take him anywhere!

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's brilliant and now I can't see it as anything else.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I an never go back to the bistro now!! I'm corrupted!

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

ROFL. It is a pretty color. I'm not sure I would have seen that, but now I can't unsee it. I love the way Mr. D is so matter of fact.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

He didn't even try to keep his voice down either!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

He's not wrong...

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Hope, he isn't!

[supernutjapan.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

:D

[ennisjackdean.livejournal.com]

So tell me was he secretly inspired BECAUSE it was such
a high class place? Or would he have made the observation
no matter where you were.? :P

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Probably. Inappropriate is Mr D's speciality!!

[madebyme-x.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Well now that he's said it, I can see what he means... ;)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

yes, it's kind of in your face, isn't it!

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, this man's brain! NEVER let him go!

You might have to go back and buy it now ... :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

The cock vase! Shame we got rid of our green carpet - it wouldn't match our burgundy one!

[katyastarling.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! OMG, we do NOT need to get our guys together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Inappropriateness overload! Sounds like fun :)