Christmas Countdown...

[dizzojay]

SEASONS GREETINGS

Genre: Humour, Meta
Rating: T
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 220
Disclaimer: Only in my dreams do I own them!

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"Hello."

"I'm Sam Winchester, and this is my brother, Dean. We're here to wish you all happy holidays."

*sullen silence*

"Say hello to the nice fanfiction writers, Dean."

"humph"

*nudge*

"Dean; say hello!"

*Eye roll*

"Hello. Nice. Fan. Fiction. Writers ... there, satisfied?"

"DEAN!"

*scowl*

"Jus` don't see why I gotta wish happy holidays to a bunch of people who spend the whole year beating and humiliating me."

"I don't see the problem dude, you've paid good money for that sort of thing before."

*snort*

"Yeah, well, you go ahead an' wish them happy holidays but tell them I don't wanna be in anyone's Christmas stocking, or under their friggin' tree and I don't wanna jump out of anyone's cake singing Jingle Bells, oh, an' FYI; I especially don't wanna do any of those things NAKED!"

"Dean, just be nice," *looks around shiftily* "I don't think it's wise to antagonise them."

"Why?"

"Because one of them's writing us right now ... and she's been at the Pinot Grigio."

...

*Dizzo takes a sip; grins an evil grin ...*

...

"Uh Sam?"

"Yes dude."

"We're wearin' red satin thongs with white fur trim and sparkly mistletoe motif."

"Yes dude."

"An' nothing else."

"Yes dude."

*sigh*

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!"

xxxxx

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