dizzojay | Christmas Countdown ...

Genre; Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word Count: 200
Dsclaimer: I don't own them

1. Roast the potatoes and parsnips until they're crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside.
2. Listen to Sam bitching about the amount of fat you use.
3. Drink beer.
4. Torment Sam with the turkey giblets (putting them in his coffee normally works a treat).
5. Don't forget to get some green shit to keep Sam happy.
6. Carve the turkey thinly and evenly; make constant references to breasts, thighs and legs while doing so to annoy Sam and embarrass Castiel.
7. Drink beer.
8. Sing carols loudly and obnoxiously, using inappropriate words.
9. Wait for Castiel to tell you that shepherds didn't wear socks back then.
10. Get the angel drunk and tell him his halo tastes of peanuts.
11. Under NO circumstances allow Sam to have extra sprouts.
12. Drink beer.
13. Watch Sam to set fire to his hair on a candle.
14. Make annual attempt on belching personal best (eight seconds is current record).
15. Instigate a food fight involving mashed potato, cranberry Jelly and leftover sprouts (the damn things have to be good for something).
16. Drink Sam's beer.
17. Try not to let on how much you love the two freaking dorks.

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