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...it's the fanfiction that writes itself ...


Date: 2018-04-10 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com
Oh my heavens. That is absolutely hilarious. Of course, times were simpler back then and more innocent(?) than they are now. Although 9" high, my heavens, that is indeed some tool. Any man would be proud. **snicker snicker snicker**

Date: 2018-04-22 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
The mind boggles!

Date: 2018-04-10 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com
DAMN.

The things they could get away with back in the day!

EDIT: I just went back with my glasses on so I could read the finer print.
"(Complete with red knob.)"

And I am done! XD
Edited Date: 2018-04-11 09:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2018-04-22 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
It takes 'double entendres' to a whole new level, doesn't it!

Date: 2018-04-10 09:37 pm (UTC)
the_rant_girl: (buffy restless crazy laugh)
From: [personal profile] the_rant_girl
LMFAO!!! OH MY GOD!! THAT IS TOO FUCKING GOOD!!

slide in and out with ease, lubricates dry passage ways, makes screwing a pleasure, gives better penetration...........................with all 9 of those inches.......mmmmhmmm........I bet there was fun had in the office that day lol

Date: 2018-04-10 10:35 pm (UTC)
the_rant_girl: (cherry lips)
From: [personal profile] the_rant_girl
WD40 when elbow grease just isn't enough ;P

And dude they even gave the diameter....which we totally would not use to calculate the circumference.......*coughs*..........;P

Date: 2018-04-10 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com
Hee hee, and it stands 9"...

Now I want some flirtatious Jensen and Jared as WD40 salesman/customer...

Date: 2018-04-22 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Part of me still thinks it was written as a joke. I know times were more innocent back in the day, but surely they weren't THAT innocent!!!

Date: 2018-04-22 09:19 pm (UTC)
the_rant_girl: (jared uhhh -oops)
From: [personal profile] the_rant_girl
Maybe it was just in a men's magazine? After all such delicate innocent lady eyes could not read such vulgar obscenities, that would be truly scandalous!! heh lol

Makes me think of Mad Men, and I can hear the dirty chuckling and probably followed by hysterical laughing, making comments about how the prudish secretary could probably use some........oh the rampant sexism

Date: 2018-04-22 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Me too :)

Date: 2018-04-11 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ennisjackdean.livejournal.com
I appreciate the all purpose passageway
reference. Wouldn't want to alienate any
customers. :))

Date: 2018-04-22 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Absolutely not. Perish the thought!

Date: 2018-04-11 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasha-dragon.livejournal.com
LOL! This is brilliant and you're right the fan fic does just write itself, I think it's the kind of thing Misha would spring on the guys just to watch their reaction, especially Jensen with the eyebrows of doom *G*

Date: 2018-04-22 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
I can see it happening. Misha would be giggling himself half to death, and Jensen would be sitting there, po-faced, shaking his head!

Date: 2018-04-11 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com
LOLOLOL!!!

Date: 2018-04-22 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Oh yes indeed!

Date: 2018-04-11 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiramaru7.livejournal.com
*DIES LAUGHING*

Date: 2018-04-22 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
It's a good way to go!

Date: 2018-04-22 10:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2018-04-11 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireheart13.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2018-04-22 09:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2018-04-11 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
*rolling around on the floor cackling*

Date: 2018-04-22 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
I'm there with you!

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