The Wit and Wisdom of Mr Dizzo ...

[dizzojay]

Sitting making idle conversation last night, I mentioned to Mr D that the wintry weather has made the skin on my face very dry, and that in the mirror that morning, I'd noticed a couple of flaky patches either side of my nose and across my cheeks.  My normal moisturiser clearly wasn't keeping up with the task, so I decided I needed to start using something a bit richer.  There is an oatmeal based brand of mosturising and nourishing lotion on the Market called 'Aveeno' which I'd used very successfully in the past, and so I decided I needed to start using it again. Therefore, the conversatiion went thus ...

Me: This stupid cold weather is making my face really dry.  I must pop into Boots tomorrow and pick up some Aveeno for it. (FYI, Boots is UK's leading pharmacist/drug store chain).
Mr D: Vino?
Me: No, not Vino, A-veeno; bloody Vino's not going to help my dry skin, is it?
Mr D: Well, if you drink enough of it, you won't give a shit whether your skin's dry or not, so it helps in a way ...

And who can argue with that logic!

Comments

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

Hee! *laughs*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

The logic is flawless!

[supernutjapan.livejournal.com]

LoL😂

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

:D

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, Mr D is so full of wit and wisdom!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

He most certainly is!

[be-my-precious.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

:D

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

LOL! Mr D you own the internet, and deserve cookies ;)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I will tell him that!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Oh god, his ego is big enough already ;)

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

BWAHHHAAAHAA

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

:D

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

A wise man, indeed! :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

The wisest!