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Here's a little trio of drabbles written this weekend for the 'Drabbles every Weekend' challenge at [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel and  the weekend drabble challenge over on Fanfiction.net

All three drabbles:

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Dean and Sam
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100


Disclaimer: I don't own these wonderful people


SAMMY’S BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER

Written for the DEW challenge, the theme was 'shots/needles




"Dean, stop fidgeting?"

"I don' see why you dragged me to this stupid clinic to get a stupid shot!"

"Because that black dog used your leg as a chew toy, that's why."

"Wait - Sam, have I got Rabies? Am I foaming? AM I FOAMING?"

"It's a tetanus shot, Dean."

"So, I'm not foaming?"

"Nope, no foam."

"So, why've I gotta get a shot then?"

"Because Tetanus sucks dude."

"Yeah but …"

“Sucks like … with fever and painful muscle spasms. And your jaw would lock up.

"Really? Wow, I wouldn't be able to talk!"

"No … hmm … hey Dean, wanna skip it and go?"

"BITCH!"

xxxxx

end






DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOUR

Written for the Fanfiction.net challenge, the challenge word was 'flood'

Sam desperately tried once again to start the Impala. Her engine spluttered and ground miserably, but it was horribly clear that they weren't going anywhere soon.

He cringed, feeling two furious eyes boring into his back.

"You've flooded the engine, you great ham-fisted dork," Dean growled from the passenger seat, wielding his plastercasted wrist in Sam's direction like a club.

Outside, the rain hammered down over the lonely parking lot, soaking the crippled Impala's roof.

Sam sighed. All things considered, he decided that now was probably not a great time to tell Dean about the parking ticket he got yesterday.

xxxxx

end






EUREKA

Written for the Fanfiction.net challenge, the challenge word was 'flood'

Dean hadn't thought this through.

After filling the bathtub to the brim with deliciously steamy, foamy water, he climbed in, eased himself down with a sigh, and then watched in horror as a mini-Niagara sloshed over the side of the tub.

He suddenly remembered lessons at school about that greek dude who got in the bathtub and all the water got out. Only that guy had been really stoked about it and ran through the streets naked yelling 'Eureka'.

Right now, Dean could see himself running through the streets naked just to get away from Sam's bitching about the flood on the bathroom floor.

xxxxx

end

Date: 2017-12-15 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Oh yes, poor Sam, he puts up with a lot!

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