A Duo of Drabbles

[dizzojay]

Two little drabbles written for the Fanfiction.net Drabble challenge this weekend.  The challenge word was 'gape'

For both drabbles:
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-*snort*-ZZZZZZZZZZZ-*snuck*-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sam scowled.

Dean had insisted they sit up late to watch some trashy zombie B-movie on TV and now, ten minutes in, he was sprawled unconscious over the couch, mouth agape, shaking the bunker with snores that wouldn't sound out of place in a zoo.

ZZZ-ZZZ-ZZZ-ZZZ-*snuffle*-ZZZ-ZZZ-ZZZ-*gurgle*-ZZZ-ZZZ

Sam hadn't even wanted to watch this unmitigated crap anyway. Giving Dean a cautious side-eye, he slyly reached for the remote and his headphones; there was a documentary about the Antarctic ecosystem on another channel which sounded awesome.

He'd barely switched over ...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - *gnuh?* "Hey bitch … I was watching that!"

xxxxx

End

Sam stood in the kitchen watching the coffee percolator bubbling.

Dean would be up soon, and Sam knew from bitter experience that Dean didn't normally enter the realms of humanity until his first coffee had gone down.

Moments later, the door opened, and in shambled Dean, bedheaded and unshaven. One sock hanging off his left foot and the dead-guy robe not quite fastened tightly enough to spare anybody's blushes.

"Sam," Dean mumbled, reaching for the coffee, "wha'smatter? Y'standing there like a freakin' idiot gaping at me."

Sam grimaced, looking away from the spectacle before him; "that makes two of us," he groaned.

xxxxx

end

Comments

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

#1 Bwahahaha - Steve, every damned time. Without the name calling, lol.
#2 Every human being on the planet before caffeine. ;)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

#1 - every man on the planet I think!
#2 - Definitely me, without a doubt :)

[sandy79.livejournal.com]

XXDD I hope Chuck (or whoever is in charge these days) will reward Sam one day with a very special heaven, if only for all the suffering he has to endure, loaded upon him by both his brother and us fanfic writers! XD Love, love, love them drabbles!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Poor Sam, we are so cruel to him. He does indeed deserve a very special heaven :)

[sandy79.livejournal.com]

and now we know that both the snoring and the caffeine addiction are canon!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I know Dean so well :)

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

LOLL! They are so great and remind me of my husband - absolutely!
Thank you for making me smile, honey! *blows many many kisses your way*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You're totally welcome :)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, that first one is Brenda, she sleeps through so many programmes! Not that she'd call me a bitch, though!

And I love the last line in the second one, hee hee hee!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Dean exists just to make Sam's life a misery!
:)