Fifty Shades of yada yada ...

[dizzojay]

Okay, I'll admit, I haven't read it yet, but, I just can't seem to share my friends/acquaintances/neighbours/colleagues/etc. gleeful enthusiasm at reading this apparently ovary-busting raunchiness.

Not when I can read stuff that would make that look like the adventures of the Secret Seven any time I want on any number of fanfic websites, and for FREE!!!

So kiss it, all you people who think you're being so outrageous and illicit and who think I'm boring and prudey for not being all that interested in reading it.

I'm a Supernatural fanfic reader and I've read stuff that would make you blush fifty shades of pink!

Comments

[antrazi.livejournal.com]

First of all, every small part or quote out of Fifty Shades that I heard or read was actually... awful.
Which brings to question if an editor ever lokked over it before they printed that shit.

Secondly, as an avid SPN fan fiction reader and years of reading HP fan fiction, there is not much that can shock me in terms of porn.
I may seem like a prude as first impression, but somehow I'm always the one that knows all these strange things people do to each other.

The funny thing is that the people who read that book really think they are doing something outrageous by reading a bad BDSM story.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I know, it's hilarious!
while my colleagues are all cackling and crowing about how naughty it is, I just sit and smile quietly to myself :)