A Duo of Drabbles

[dizzojay]

Here are two little drabbles written for the DEW challenge at spn_bigpretzel and the Fanfiction.net weekend challenge.

The DEW challenge theme was 'body parts', and the FF.net challenge word was 'bone'.


Now, I suppose I could have used fairly normal, unembarrassing body parts like, for instance, elbows or toenails but, well ... hello?  Dizzo!

Both drabbles:
Genre: Humour
Rating: L+
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100

PIECE BY PIECE

"After I raised you from perdition Dean, I rebuilt you; every muscle, every sinew, every bone."

"Well, thanks Cas, that's super creepy!"

"You were heaven's finest work Dean, why is that 'creepy'?"

"You and a bunch of other angel dudes seein' parts of me I've never seen? Trust me, that's creepy!"

"The blueprints are still in heaven's library, I can go and …"

"No thanks Cas."

"Anyway, while you were doing this rebuilding, couldn't you have given me an extra – you know – couple of inches?"

"But I did Dean."

"Really? I can't say I noticed."

"Oh yes. You've got the longest appendix anyone's ever seen."

xxxxx

end

ENDGAME

"So, Mr Winchester, you came here because you've been getting occasional bouts of acid indigestion?"

"That's right. That, and my brother here is a giant girl who wouldn't stop crying until I came to see you."

"Well, your brother was right to suggest you see a doctor. From what you and he have told me about your diet, lifestyle and stressful job, I'd say this is probably nothing to worry about but it's worth having a look, so I'm going to send you for an endoscopy."

"An endoscopy?"

"Yes, that's right."

"Okay."

…

…

"Hey doc?"

"Yes?"

"Which 'end' are we talking about specifically?"

xxxxx

end

Comments

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I think I just broke something laughing!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Whoops!