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jj1564I only want the best for my good buddy's birthday, and with that in mind, here are ten reasons why I won't be inviting J2M to JJ's birthday party ...
1. Jensen can't be trusted around JJ's birthday cake
2. Nor can they be trusted to play nice ...
3. Lord alone knows what they'll wear ...
4. And speaking of trust, Jensen can't be trusted to keep his pants on ...
Oh, Jared - don't encourage him!
5. Drool dehydration is no joke
6. Apparently, Jensen steals the wrapping paper and wears it.
7. Don't even get me started on their table manners
8. That Jensen's such a naughty scamp. He doesn't only unwrap the presents ...
This can be very offputting for other guests ...
9. They're show-offs
10. And finally, they spend far too long getting ready
But then, maybe they'll decide to ignore me and come along anyway. It seems they're really excited about the prospect:
Hey Jensen, is that JJ1564's birthday present in your pocket or are you just pleased to see her?
Happy birthday
jj1564my dear friend, I hope your day is truly wonderful!
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Date: 2017-06-15 07:54 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2017-06-15 08:10 am (UTC)But you do kind of have to admire a guy who both wraps and unwraps himself. Maybe you should bring them along anyway and see if JJ can wrestle them into shape : P
I'm sure she'd enjoy the challenge!
Wonderful happy birthday post for a wonderful gal.
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Date: 2017-06-15 11:27 pm (UTC)Maybe you should bring them along anyway and see if JJ can wrestle them into shape : P I'm sure she'd enjoy the challenge! BRING IT ON!!!
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Date: 2017-06-20 09:16 pm (UTC)Oh yes, I'm sure JJ would be up for any challenge involving our lovely boy!
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Date: 2017-06-15 09:43 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2017-06-15 11:19 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2017-06-15 03:14 pm (UTC)Wonderful pic spam, dear! (And always remember: Jensen's wearing to the left. *g*)
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Date: 2017-06-20 09:18 pm (UTC)Basically, they can get away with the crime of the century if need be. We'd still forgive them!
:D
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Date: 2017-06-15 11:39 pm (UTC)Here's my response...
1. I'd let Jensen have my cake if I could lick it off his face!
2.Nor can they be trusted to play nice ...but I wouldn't mind them pie-wrestling...naked pie wrestling...mmmm...
3. Aw Jensen looks so pretty with the bow!
4. Jensen can't be trusted to keep his pants on - I fail to see how this is a problem, hee hee! Encourage him as much as you want to, Jared!
5. Drool dehydration is no joke, but is SO worth it!
6. The only excuse for that jacket is that it's actually wrapping paper!
7. I could put up with bad table manners!
8. If I had an unwrapped Jensen, I wouldn't need any other presents!
9. They're show-offs - if ya got it, flaunt it!
10. They can spend as long as they like getting ready, if I can watch!
"Hey Jensen, is that JJ1564's birthday present in your pocket or are you just pleased to see her?" those trousers don't leave much to the imagination, do they! Hee hee hee!
Thank you so much, my lovely dizzo :)
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Date: 2017-06-16 01:56 am (UTC)The Boys are a temptation, right? *hugs you and Mrs Dizzo very hard*
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Date: 2017-06-16 03:11 pm (UTC)*hugs returned*
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Date: 2017-06-20 09:19 pm (UTC)He was surprisingly well behaved too :D
Glad you enjoyed it xx
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Date: 2017-06-20 09:19 pm (UTC)Glad you enjoyed this little bit of fun :D
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Date: 2017-06-19 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
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