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Yes, okay, I know it's Sunday, but what can I say ... I forgot!

Now, in all their long years of hunting, the winchesters have never tangled with aliens, and I think that is a sad, sad oversight.   So on a couple of occasions, I have attempted to redress that state of affairs, and this little drabble was one such attempt ...


EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Sci Fi
Characters: Dean Winchester/OFC
Spoilers/warnings: Outside POV
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and the following 100 words demonstrates clearly why this is a good thing.


When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …








INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z
CAPTAIN'S LOG.
STARDATE TWELVE MILLION AND FOUR.

xxxxx

Following the plague that exterminated the entire male population of Zogg, our search for suitable breeding partners from other worlds continues.

Experiment Ninety Nine was a strong, physically attractive, healthy earthling male.

Attempts to secure co-operation from the subject by adopting the appearance of beautiful earthling females highlighted serious flaws in our research as it seems earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain.

Experiment Ninety Nine was extraordinarily successful; the biggest bang since, well …

Extinction averted; Zogg's future is assured.

xxxxx

end

Date: 2017-03-19 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com
*snorts* That's our Dean.

Date: 2017-03-25 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Yep, he never disappoints!

Date: 2017-03-19 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com
*GIGGLES*!!! That's our boy!

Date: 2017-03-25 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
It certainly is :)

Date: 2017-03-19 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com
Hee hee hee, brilliant! I loved this...

"...earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain."

Date: 2017-03-25 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
I just can't imagine Dean complaining about an excess of boobs, can you?

Date: 2017-03-28 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com
Nope, no more than he'd complain about an excess of beer or burgers!

Date: 2017-03-19 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julchen11.livejournal.com
Excellent, I love love love it ♥♥♥

Date: 2017-03-25 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2017-03-19 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com
Lol! Fabulous.

Date: 2017-03-25 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

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