The Tao of Mr Dizzo
Oct. 7th, 2016 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dizzojayTalking over a bottle of wine this evening, I mentioned to Mr Dizzo that I had an email exchange today with a lady from my old job, and that we're getting together for a drinkie next week.
"Oh that's nice," he replies; "how are things in the old place, is Gaz still there?"
"Yes," say I, curling my lip in disgust; "he's still there, still being an arsehole apparently."
Mr D replies; "you shouldn''t call him an arsehole, that's hardly fair."
I bristle furiously. "What d'y mean not fair?"
"Well," says Mr D; "arseholes are very important; they serve a really practical purpose. That's more than you can say for Gaz the dickweasel."
How can I argue with that logic??
"Oh that's nice," he replies; "how are things in the old place, is Gaz still there?"
"Yes," say I, curling my lip in disgust; "he's still there, still being an arsehole apparently."
Mr D replies; "you shouldn''t call him an arsehole, that's hardly fair."
I bristle furiously. "What d'y mean not fair?"
"Well," says Mr D; "arseholes are very important; they serve a really practical purpose. That's more than you can say for Gaz the dickweasel."
How can I argue with that logic??
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Date: 2016-10-09 07:07 am (UTC)Hmmmm ... this one's going to be a challenge!
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Date: 2016-10-08 10:49 pm (UTC)"...arseholes are very important; they serve a really practical purpose. That's more than you can say for Gaz the dickweasel."
Very well said, hee hee hee!
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