Jensen Neck Picspam

[dizzojay]

It occurred to me the other day that it's a shamefully long time since I did a Jensen body parts spam, and so it's time for me to rectify that situation right here, right now.

And so, without further ado dear F-listies ... I give you the beauty that is Jensen's neck.








Well of course, it belongs to Jensen, it's not mine to give, but I'm sure he doesn't mind.  It's not like he doesn't show it off from time to time ...



Sometimes he just gives us a tantalising glimpse ...



Other times he gives us the whole nine yards ...



Well, of course it's not nine yards long.  That would just look silly.  But it's just the perfect length for Jensen ...
(Remember ladies, this is his NECK we're talking about.  Don't lose focus now.)



It keeps his head on nice and straight ...



and he couldn't wear his necklaces without it ...



Or his tie.



Fangirls frequently express a desire to nibble on Jensen's neck.
Can you blame them?



I mean, really!  A smear of maple syrup and a dollop of Nutella and this would be a feast beyond compare ...



However it is important not to leave teethmarks.  This is NOT acceptable behaviour!



Fangirls will go to any lengths to cop a feel of Jensen's beautiful neck.
Some like to take their time and make sure Jensen enjoys the experience.



Others take the more direct route.
This, again, is not acceptable behaviour.



Jensen's neck looks especially good when he's laughing ...



And I'm sure he does it on purpose - the bloody tease ...



It also looks good when he's singing ...



Especially when he's REALLY going for it!



But in my humble opinion, Jensen's neck never looks better than when he's drinking.
Like this ...



Or this ...



Or even this.
(Seriously?  Does that man NEVER use a glass?)



The good thing about doing a spam of Jensen's neck, is that I don't have to post any gratuitously shirtless pics ...
But I will, anyway.



He's looking to see if I'm making the coffee.
What?  His neck's in the picture!



Anyway, I digress ...
To summarise.  Jensen's neck is a beautiful thing. It's right there between his face, shoulders and chest, see?



It's very clever - it's made up of lots of impressively long words.  For instance, I now know, thanks to jj1564's post this morning that this muscle is called the STERNOCLEIDOMASTOID. (Thanks to somersault_j for the fun factoid).
I don't care what it's called, I still want to write sonnets to it.



It looks good when it's all sweaty.  (Hurt/comfort anyone?)



And it looks good in heavy shadow ...



Or in black and white ...



Or in pain ...



It looks particularly good when it's all stretched and elongated ... *dies*



It looks great in a plaid shirt ...



And even better out of it ...



So, let's hear it for Jensen's neck.  Let's enjoy the pretty, whether he be drinking, singing, laughing, or just standing around being an adorable bugger as usual.




And remember rule #1 ... don't leave teethmarks.



All pictures trawled from Pinterest and Google
Credits as per watermarks
Please let me know if I need to add credit for anything ... happy to add.

Comments

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

Oh man, i think i just died and went to Heaven....esp LOVE his beautiful neck all sweaty and lickable plus that gorgeous necklace on that gorgeous neck ♥♥♥ THANKS for making my Sunday! :D ♥

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

There appears to be lint on my tongue, I wonder why?!?

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

Jesus! This guy, ehem , this neck! He definitely needs a gun licence. Now I will sit and stare and stare, but first comes a big tight hug for YOU! *hugshugshugs* Thank you so so so much , my dear. ♥♥♥

[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Thank you for pointing out what's not acceptable behaviour as I think that Jensen's neck would make anyone loose all sense of propriety!

And great minds think alike, eh? Jensen's neck - especially his STERNOCLEIDOMASTOID is so inspirational!!

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

Gosh, I've never paid that much attention to his neck before. And to think I kept my focus narrowed to his lips when he drinks! Thank you for correcting that oversight of mine.

[be-my-precious.livejournal.com]

you left me breathless... and of course, i ONLY stared at his neck... ahem...

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It's a thing of beauty, isn't it!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Have you been licking the screen again?

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, so glad you enjoyed it. I have a whole load of other Jensen spams in a masterpost, but it's F'locked, so feel free to friend me if you wanted to check them out. The link is here: http://dizzojay.livejournal.com/171276.html

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

These are all fairly typical 'Jensen' reactions!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

'You have a beautiful sternocleidomastoid' - how's that for a chat-up line!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome - glad I could help!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Jensen should carry a public health warnning!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

It could work, if you could pronounce it!

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

Thank you soooo much, my dear. I'm very very happy that you are my friend now, Jane and I'm so curious, so very curious what I'll find at your Journal :-))
So I'm putting on my boots for a walk on Dean's road here :-)
Lots of love and biiiiiggest hugs EVER just for YOU, Jane!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my little corner of madness!
I've returned to compliment and look forward to getting to know you better :)
x

[lidia1991-an.livejournal.com]

Amazing, sinful, beautiful, porn neck!!!!!

Thank you very much! :)

[be-my-precious.livejournal.com]

YES! and it would be this BRIGHT orange sign. people would still ignore it. lol.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

They so would!

[casey28.livejournal.com]

Mmm, so much awesome! :D

I love watching him drink out of a bottle... it's very mesmerizing! *kisses his pretty neck*

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I might've been O.o *giggles*

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

A neck is a neck is a neck. But then why, oh heavens why, do we find Jensen's neck so unbelievably sexy. He has a nice long neck, coupled with a lovely adam's apple. It's not too big, but not completely unnoticeable. It's there, in all is glory, showing up at key moments to provide us with a beautiful show. No matter the position, it is a most beautiful neck.