A Bard Day at Black Rock

[dizzojay]

Today marks the 400th anniversary of the death of William Shakespeare, the great bard himself.




I'm sure I've posted this at some point in the past but, on this day, it seems only right and proper to post it again ...



BARD DAY AT BLACK ROCK

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam, Dean, Bobby
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100

During their research, the brothers have an accident with an authentic Shakespeare manuscript.  The great bard is not amused and exacts a unique and entertaining (well, from a spectator's point of view anyway) revenge ...

xxxxx

"Sam, didst thou a moron call me?"

"Verily, dude, thou art a misbegotten pox-ridden moron."

"God's Teeth! How canst thou blameth me, thou bitch; the decision to burn the friggin' page was thine."

"'Turn', Dean. Fie; I say thee, 'TURN' the page, not burn it; thou cloth-eared pribbling jerk!"

"Oh ... unknottest thou thy manjigglies, Samantha!"

"Bobby, wilt thou help us seek a solution to this most irksome perplexment?"

"Marry, Bobby, hie thee hence whither lies the answer; withal I desire not to sound like a prattling douchebag."

xxxxx

Bobby would figure out the reversing charm tomorrow.

Assuming he hadn't died laughing by then.

xxxxx

end

Comments

[fairyniamh]

Brava! A most excellent display of Shakespeare, nae, comedy. Bravissimo.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
*bows*

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

A stunning tour de force! Shakespeare would be proud of your writing.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Now that would be an accolade of the highest order!

[zara-zee.livejournal.com]

Bravo! "A dish fit for the Gods."

This made me laugh. And now I long to see the boys dressed as pictured! Men in tights!! They definitely have the legs for it. :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Now I'm picturing Jensen's bow legs in tights! :D

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

We Pair of Idjits?!? *dying*
That was fabulous bb!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you, hunny :D

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

This is brilliant, a real Comedy of Errors! And I think "thou cloth-eared pribbling jerk" is my new favourite insult!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I found 'pribbling' on a website of Shakespearean language, and apparently it means arguing/debating over trivial things.