Random Jensen 'to brighten up a crappy day' Spam - for JJ1564

[dizzojay]

My sweetiepie, jj1564 has had some monumentally bad news today.

While I can't solve the problem (although I wish I could), what I can do is deliver some pretty scrumptiousness to provide a yummy, perky and bow-legged diversion.

I hope this helps, Honey ...

This is what Jensen thinks of your news ...







He's so sorry ...



This is what he wants to do to the gits that caused it ...



He thinks they're really, really stupid ...



So he's volunteering to make you feel better ...



Here's a kiss for you ...



He's going to drink your health ... first with coffee ...



Then with something far stronger ...



Jensen can't bear to see you unhappy ...



So he's going to do everything he can to perk you up ...



He'll give you a shoulder to cry on - here, he's pointing to it, just so you're clear ...



He'll turn the world upside down to cheer you up ...



He'll sing happy songs and dance, and take all his clothes off ...



Okay, maybe I lied about that last bit ...



Jensen's offering a little bit of tongue porn instead ...



Or some Eyelash porn ...



Or bowlegs porn ...



Or ... Oh, now Jensen's starting to get nervous ...

But he really hopes he can put a smile on your face ...



He'll be beside himself with joy if he can ...



There's nothing else he can think about at the moment ...



Because you're awesome!

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[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I couldn't do it without him :)