Experiment Ninety Nine

[dizzojay]

Continuing my Pluto-inspired space theme, here's a little double-drabble sci-fi ficlet.

When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …

Rating: T for naughtiness
Genre: Sci-fi/humour
Characters: Dean Winchester/OC
Word Count: 200
Spoilers/Warnings: No spoilers/warnings for naughtiness
Disclaimer: I don't own him!

INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z

CAPTAIN'S LOG.

STARDATE: TWELVE MILLION AND FOUR.

Following the plague that exterminated the entire male population of Zogg, our search for suitable breeding partners from other worlds continues.

Experiment Ninety Nine was a strong, healthy earthling male.

Attempts to secure co-operation from the subject by adopting the appearance of beautiful earthling females highlighted serious flaws in our research as it seems earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain.

Experiment Ninety Nine was extraordinarily successful; the biggest bang since, well …

Extinction averted; Zogg's future is assured.

xxxxx

INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z

SUBJECT'S LOG

STARDATE: HOW THE FRIG AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

What the f ... ?

I've woken up in some weird places before; on a bus, in a skip, under a werewolf; but this?

I'm tied down naked on some goddamn alien spaceship!

Really?

Crap, the door's opening; oh shit, that must be them.

Don't probe me, don't pro ... oh!

FIVE BAZONGAS ??!?

So, I'm tied down naked on an alien spaceship surrounded by wicked hot chicks; five boobs, man; FIVE! And they want me to bang all three hundred and seventeen of their all-female crew to save their civilisation.

*gulp*

That's what I call boldly going where no-one has gone before.

xxxxx

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Comments

[fanspired]

*chuckle* *GUFFFAAAWWW!!!!* *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Deep breaths now ...
*hands glass of water*

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

And you got him naked AGAIN! Bravo!

Oh, those aliens will have such pretty green eyes (however many eyes per individual that may be).

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Oh, I consider it my public duty. It should be made illegal for Jensen to wear anything more than one garment ... a hat or a sock for instance.

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

And now I'm reimagining those candid shots of Jensen walking down the street, only now he's wearing (and probably using both hands to keep firmly in place) a "cock sock." I imagine even his hiatus beard would be easier to tolerate if you had all that other skin to look at, right?

[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

That must be Dean's wish come true.

Hahahahaha!!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

That might even test his endurance :)

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLES* And once again, he's naked :D I've woken up in some weird places before; on a bus, in a skip, under a werewolf; but this? LMAO!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Well, of course he's naked.
I consider it my public duty!