It's coffee, Dean, but not as we know it

Here's a little bit of silliness I wrote for the Spn-BigPretzel Outsider POV Comment Fic Meme.  The fic I ended up posting there was a slightly pared-down version of the original which was about 500 characters too big to fit in a comment, so here is the original fic in all it's silly glory!

The prompt I filled was: 'Cas attempts to order Starbucks for the first time. Dean has requested "black coffee" for himself and "some of that frothy shit" for Sam'.

IT'S COFFEE, DEAN, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT
Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Characters: OFC, Castiel, Dean, Sam
Spoilers/Warnings: the occasional naughty word
Word Count: 900
Disclaimer: Don't own them



( Fun with coffee ... )

100 Days of Happiness - Day 81

Here's a new friend we met in the garden today.

We found him in the middle of our patio, and Mr D picked him up and put him in the undergrowth at the side of the garden so he wouldn't get spotted by any passing birds.

I had to smile when I thought that was the direction he'd come from, so he'd probably spent half the day working his way across the patio, only to get picked up and deposited where he started!.

Ah well, no-one ever said life was easy when you're a beetle!


( Warning to creepy-crawly phobes! )