Writer's Block: It’s about to get hairy

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Nope, not at all; don't like facial hair, full stop.

There's nothing to compare with a beautifully smooth, clean-shaven man with the heady scent of aftershave.

I can tolerate a bit of stubble, but even that's uncomfortable when you want to get up-close and personal with someone and end up cheese-grating your face on it!