Season's Greetings

[dizzojay]

SEASON'S GREETINGS

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Meta
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: a teeny bit of naughtiness
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: Don't own them

The boys address their fans, but one of them is finding it a bit difficult to enter into the festive spirit.

"Hello."

"I'm Sam Winchester, and this is my brother, Dean. We're here to wish you all happy holidays."

*sullen silence*

"Say hello to the nice fanfiction writers, Dean."

"humph"

*nudge*

"Dean; say hello!"

*Eye roll*

"Hello. Nice. Fan. Fiction. Writers ... there, satisfied?"

"DEAN!"

*scowl*

"Jus' don' see why I gotta wish happy holidays to a bunch of people who spend the whole year beatin' and humiliatin' me."

"I don't see the problem bro', you've paid good money for that sort of thing before."

*snort*

"Yeah, well, you go ahead an' wish 'em happy holidays but tell 'em I don't wanna be in anyone's Christmas stockin', or under their friggin' tree and I don't wanna jump out of anyone's cake singin' Jingle Bells, oh, an' FYI; I especially don't wanna do any of those things NAKED!"

"Dean, just be nice," *looks around shiftily* "I don't think it's wise to antagonise them."

"Why?"

"Because one of them's writing us right now ... and she's been at the Pinot Grigio."

...

*Dizzo takes a sip; grins an evil grin ...*

...

"Uh Sam?"

"Yes dude."

"We're wearin' red satin thongs with white fur trim and sparkly mistletoe motif."

"Yes dude."

"An' nothing else."

"Yes dude."

*sigh*

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!"

Comments

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! This made my Christmas. I'd love to see that last scene for real. :D

Hope you had a Merry Christmas.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It would be a sight to behold, wouldn't it :)

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Okay who do I have to sell my soul to to get this made into a proper scene! :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Crowley would oblige ... he seems to have a bit of a 'thing' for Dean ;)

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

He does, doesn't he... ;)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

"Because one of them's writing us right now ... and she's been at the Pinot Grigio."

Hee hee, this is so funny and I love how you dressed them in "red satin thongs with white fur trim and sparkly mistletoe motif" - what a fabulous Christmas treat that would be!