Jensen armpit spam
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dizzojay*Ahem* I take no responsibility for the content of this spam.
This idea came into being following a slightly surreal armpit-centred comment exchange on
jj1564's gorgeous Dean spam here.
The lovely JJ has been feeling a little bit down in the dumps today, and so it is with great delight that I'm gifting her with a little bit of armpit love to cheer her up.
And that, right there, is probably the strangest sentence I've ever written.
On the plus side, I now have an 'armpit' tag!
Let's face it, armpits aren't exactly the first body part your mind strays to ...
But then, these are Jensen's armpits we're talking about.
Jensen doesn't get them out often enough.
When he does, it seems to be quite a traumatic event.
Speaking of trauma, I've never seen an armpit look embarrassed before ...
Jensen's very protective of his armpits.
This spam is temporarily on hold while Dizzo retreats into hurt/comfort heaven
Hurt/comfort heaven with optional armpits.
![sv-jensen12[1] (2)](https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/dizzojay/32881546/499988/499988_600.jpg "sv-jensen12[1] (2)")
But because Dizzo is a decent and well-adjusted individual ...
Who is not at all twisted or pervy ...
She would never even contemplate taking advantage of Jensen, or his armpits ...
In sucha ticklish an unfortunate situation.
The shower is always a good place to catch a glimpse of those elusive armpits.
You have to be quick ...
But there's always a glimpse to be had - even if it's black and white.
Sometimes they get a bit sweaty.
And when they do, Jensen goes to extreme lengths to keep them nice and fresh.
Sometimes Jensen's armpits are shy and they like to hide.
But, given that they're so close to his shoulders and chest ...
Looking for them isn't exactly an inconvenience.
You can even catch a peek at a perky nipple or two if you're lucky ...
Ladies, for your delectation, I give you ... the armpit of joy.
This idea came into being following a slightly surreal armpit-centred comment exchange on
jj1564's gorgeous Dean spam here.The lovely JJ has been feeling a little bit down in the dumps today, and so it is with great delight that I'm gifting her with a little bit of armpit love to cheer her up.
And that, right there, is probably the strangest sentence I've ever written.
On the plus side, I now have an 'armpit' tag!
Let's face it, armpits aren't exactly the first body part your mind strays to ...
But then, these are Jensen's armpits we're talking about.
Jensen doesn't get them out often enough.
When he does, it seems to be quite a traumatic event.
Speaking of trauma, I've never seen an armpit look embarrassed before ...
Jensen's very protective of his armpits.
This spam is temporarily on hold while Dizzo retreats into hurt/comfort heaven
Hurt/comfort heaven with optional armpits.
But because Dizzo is a decent and well-adjusted individual ...
Who is not at all twisted or pervy ...
She would never even contemplate taking advantage of Jensen, or his armpits ...
In such
The shower is always a good place to catch a glimpse of those elusive armpits.
You have to be quick ...
But there's always a glimpse to be had - even if it's black and white.
Sometimes they get a bit sweaty.
And when they do, Jensen goes to extreme lengths to keep them nice and fresh.
Sometimes Jensen's armpits are shy and they like to hide.
But, given that they're so close to his shoulders and chest ...
Looking for them isn't exactly an inconvenience.
You can even catch a peek at a perky nipple or two if you're lucky ...
Ladies, for your delectation, I give you ... the armpit of joy.
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Date: 2014-11-07 10:21 pm (UTC)I may rightclicksave a few of these, simply because there's no such thing as too many Young!Jensen photos in my collection.
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Date: 2014-11-08 09:53 pm (UTC)What about his ears? Have you done his hands? What about that cleft chin? Have you paid tribute to his eyelashes? What about that bitable neck, or those meaty thighs that are perfect for strapping on a holster, or that beautiful V-shaped torso, or the vast expanse of his back? Surely there's more - there's more to this guy than just perky nipples.
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Date: 2014-11-09 12:19 pm (UTC)In my dreams ...
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Date: 2014-11-07 10:21 pm (UTC)"...so it is with great delight that I'm gifting her with a little bit of armpit love to cheer her up.
And that, right there, is probably the strangest sentence I've ever written."
I am smiling so wide now I look like the Cheshire Cat! Thank you so much my dear, this was just so lovely and gorgeous and ARMPITS OF JOYFULNESS!!
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Date: 2014-11-08 08:40 pm (UTC)They are rather beautiful as armpits go, and as you say, the added bonus of seeing his gorgeous shoulders and biceps makes them well worth ogling :)
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Date: 2014-11-08 01:37 am (UTC)Well, thank you kindly, lady! But . . . what in the name of all that's holy is going on in #1 and #5. Looks kinda kinky if you ask me. ;)
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Date: 2014-11-08 01:55 am (UTC)It's a beautiful ode to Jensen's armpits!!!!!!!
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Date: 2014-11-08 08:42 pm (UTC)Glad you enjoyed it :)
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