Zen and the art of Terrifying your Brother

[dizzojay]

I'm sorry ladies, I just couldn't help myself.
A little teeny-weeny drabble inspired by a certain video doing the rounds this week ... with a Dizzo-esque twist.

ZEN AND THE ART OF TERRIFYING YOUR BROTHER

Genre: Humour
Rating: T for a couple of naughty words
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own

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Sam would hunt the freaky spirit yogi down for cursing Dean.

It wasn't so much that he minded the hours of silent meditation, although the trip to the local ER after Dean's knees had seized into the lotus position had been mighty inconvenient; he didn't even really mind the plink-plonk of rainsticks or windchimes or the stink of incense that permeated the bunker, inflaming his delicate sinuses to the point of bursting.

What really pissed Sam off was the yoga.

Tantric yoga.

Tantric, posey, stretchy, thrusty, NAKED yoga.

Yes, Sam would hunt the bastard to the ends of the earth.

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Comments

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

:)

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

*Weeps with laughter* Oh what a wonderful image, and it's an image I would pay good money to see.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I think we'd all like a front row seat for that!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Dean doing 'Tantric, posey, stretchy, thrusty, NAKED yoga.' - I don't see how that's a problem!! Hee hee!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not!

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

This was great!

Now I'm picturing all the yoga positions I know and imagining Dean doing them naked, especially the "thrusty" positions like bridge and wheel ... :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I've never done yoga in my life, but from what I've seen of it, it's not very conducive to being performed naked!!!!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLESNORTS* This was perfect! :D Poor Sammy (lucky US) but poor Sammy!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You just should have been inside my head when I was visualising this ...

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I imagine it was a cross between *flails* and *SNORTS* lol.