Random Post of Random Randomness

[dizzojay]

Well, lots of my lovely F-listies have been posting random stuff because it was LJ Random day or something yesterday, or last week or ... whatever, it's been a long week, so sorry if I'm a bit slow on the uptake!

Well, I can do random - you have been warned ...



Someone far cleverer than me who goes by the name of Potthead, randomly graphed the curvature of Jensen Ackles ass as: y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10



Mr Dizzo gives a random masterclass in 'Lowering the Tone at a Posh Wedding'.



Random Tuesday Special


Because groggy, addled, stoned Dean is just too cute (and random)!



Live randomly and prosper


Hamster la Vista Baby (random rodent)



Because who could not love these three random guys?



Everyone loves a randomly inappropriate baby picture



This is one of the Isle of Wight's most famous landmarks (and it doesn't get much more random than this) - the Yarmouth Gribble



Now there's a pair of randomly pretty faces



What random picspam wouldn't be complete without a squirrel dressed as Henry the Fifth?

And finally ...
You ain't seen nothing yet ...
This is where random enters a whole new dimension ...


A picture of the Iceland Phallological Museum.
I'll just wait here for you to do your 'double take'.
Yes, there really is a museum in Reykjavik dedicated to phalluses.  To penises, willies, shlongs, todgers and tallywhackers in all their glory (or not as the case may be).
I know this random fact, because I've been in there.  (Purely for research purposes you understand).

Comments

[antrazi.livejournal.com]

Not doing a double take, there are so many more unique museums, why not one for phalluses. But then I'm living in a country that got a lot of press a while ago because somebody (a US exchange student, of course) got stuck in a giant marble vagina

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I saw that on the news a few weeks ago - I did smile!

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

You are hereby knighted as the Master of Randomness.

I humbly request that you visit the Cock Museum again, and this time with a camera. I may need a virtual tour. :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much - I'm honoured!
Unfortunately, given that my next trip to Iceland will probably be sometime around Autumn next year; rather than keep you waiting, here's a little report right from the centre of the action ...

http://dizzojay.livejournal.com/59803.html

Hopefully, this will satisfy your curiosity!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Mmmm Jensen's bottom is the only thing that would make me look at an equation! Perfect! And I love the shot of dopey Dean too, so cute!

The phallus museum is so funny, I wonder if people pretend to be all arty when they are in there or just giggle and make rude jokes? There was an artwork of a naked dancing man video in The Tate Modern when it first opened - not sure if it's still there - and you would either see people studying it intently or sniggering!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Yep, I think even I might be compelled to even spare a passing glance at an equation if the gorgeous Ackles derriere was part of the arrangement!

The dingle-dangle museum certainly was an interesting experience - here's more info from my visit!

http://dizzojay.livejournal.com/59803.html

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

You may have won the randomnest prize...

Love the Starfleet uniform, BTW :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you - it was a fancy dress party and I decided to unleash my inner-nerd!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Your list of random wins everything, internet, cookies and Dean's boxers :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Dean's boxers - with him in them?

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Of course, you earned them ;)

[waywardprimrose.livejournal.com]

That was fun! Oh how did I miss random week or day or whatever! Noo! I've been neglecting LJ due to holidays, travelling etc.

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

This truly is a wonderful random post. What a better way to start a random post than with Jensen derriere. I do love them all, and the little hamster with a machine gun - too funny. But the phallic museum really takes the cake. OMG! One can't help but wonder if people go in for the spectacle or for the art. **snicker snicker**