Tongue Love ...

[dizzojay]

Forget Helen of Troy; here's a face that launched a thousand 'ships.

With sparkling eyes of fanfiction green ...



And pouty, bordering on obscene, lips,



Not to mention shiny, dazzling white teeth,

And freckles that cause spontaneous ovulating wherever they go.

It's little wonder, therefore, that there is one aspect of this face that is frequently overlooked:



The glory that is Jensen's tongue.



It's rather shy, and only peeks out occasionally,



Sometimes Jensen has to look for it,



And sometimes Jared tries to look for it.



Sometimes it has lots of scruff to hide in.



Sometimes it doesn't want to come out at all,



Or it hides in the dark,



Other times, it's so naughty, Jensen has to push it back in.



Occasionally Jensen's tongue is a bad influence on Jared's,



Usually though, it's just a bad influence on the rest of us.




When it's been especially naughty it hides behind the shiny, dazzling white teeth,



It does that rather a lot,



So it's reasonable to conclude that it's very naughty a lot of the time.



I, of course, cannot sanction that sort of behaviour,



So I expect Jensen to watch it closely,



And makes sure it is on its best behaviour at all times,



So that we can all enjoy the cuteness.



Without guilt or shame ...



Oh, what the hell?

The guilt and shame is the best bit!





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The rest found through trawling Google or Pinterest.
Happy to add credit if it is due!

Comments

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

OMG! You just totally crack me up. Just got back from running an errand and taking a much deserved lunch break to happen upon this utter glorious post.

Indeed, Helen of Troy did launch a thousand ships, but I do agree with you, she is NOTHING compared to Jensen Ackles. Not only could he launch a thousand ships, but I do believe that if it were possible, that just his smile, looks and tongue porn could launch a thousand pregnancies - if it were possible, that is. ;D Needless to say, he has been the cause of many a cold shower.

I do love your way with words, so very clever you are. I do love it how Jensen so often licks his lips. It is so sexy, and I bet he isn't really conscious of this action. Be still my beating heart.

[wings128.livejournal.com]

Hands up who else's tongue came out to play whilst view the above?

OMFG! Honey, *pours ice water over her head* that's a seriously HOT! way to start my Wednesday morning. THANK YOU!! :D

Also...



"So it's reasonable to conclude that it's very naughty a lot of the time."...

[antrazi.livejournal.com]

Obviously someone is very orally fixated...

(giggling because I'm really a 12 year old)

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

You're a genius and I love you.

That is all.

:)

[vexed_wench]

This was fun to see.

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

The colour of his eyes in the first pic and last gif are just amazing! But onto that tongue, oh boy I LOVE all the pics and your comments, and I'm going to confess to stopping and rewinding whenever Jensen's tongue makes an appearance on the show! As you said guilt and shame make it all more fun! Bless you for sharing!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

The face that burned a thousand pairs of panties ;) and got a thousand unsuspecting husbands laid *giggles*

Lovely picspam hun!

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

This is wonderful! Thank you for pointing out this much neglected part of Jensen's body. And what a fine, fit and active part it is. I'm sure it could star in it's own work out DVD, well every time I see it I start to sweat!

I do love the way Jensen licks his lips, and he does it so often as well.

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