Okaaaaaay ...
May. 1st, 2014 01:11 pmWell I settled down last night to watch the long-awaited 'backdoor pilot' and, well ...
The simple fact is that by the end of the Supernatural pilot, I would have sold my first-born son (assuming, of course, that I actually had one) to protect Sam and Dean.
Midway through ‘Bloodlines’ my thoughts were wandering so much that I became fixated about whether I’d left the empties out for the milkman to collect this morning – to the extent that I had to get up and go and check!
I’m a little bit at a loss to understand what demographic the producers were aiming for when they created this; surely they can’t think that this would appeal to the greater fandom?
I felt like I was watching some glitzy soap, with the shallow plastic characters you expect of such a format; Barbie and Ken meets Hammer House of Horror, and that is totally not what Supernatural is about.
Supernatural is gritty, it’s dark, it’s angsty, it’s dirty, it’s filled with sacrifice and despair and a love so profound it’s physically painful to experience and that’s what we adore. I accept that a spin-off, naturally, has to be different to the original, but this was different at such a fundamental level, I may as well have been watching Extreme Couponing for all the connection I felt it had with our show.
Supernatural has also been gifted with a succession of fabulously well-written characters. Characters with great backstory, with depth and substance, played by gifted actors who brought that substance very much to life, any one of which could have raised the bar immensely on such a bland showing.
But ultimately, I think any spin-off of Supernatural is facing an uphill struggle for one simple reason:
Jared and Jensen.
Jared and Jensen ARE Supernatural. Like apples to an apple pie; take out the apples and what you have left is a crust.
I was so determined to keep an open mind, but I have to concede that what I watched last night was a crust.
I wonder if the milkman’s taken the empties yet?
The simple fact is that by the end of the Supernatural pilot, I would have sold my first-born son (assuming, of course, that I actually had one) to protect Sam and Dean.
Midway through ‘Bloodlines’ my thoughts were wandering so much that I became fixated about whether I’d left the empties out for the milkman to collect this morning – to the extent that I had to get up and go and check!
I’m a little bit at a loss to understand what demographic the producers were aiming for when they created this; surely they can’t think that this would appeal to the greater fandom?
I felt like I was watching some glitzy soap, with the shallow plastic characters you expect of such a format; Barbie and Ken meets Hammer House of Horror, and that is totally not what Supernatural is about.
Supernatural is gritty, it’s dark, it’s angsty, it’s dirty, it’s filled with sacrifice and despair and a love so profound it’s physically painful to experience and that’s what we adore. I accept that a spin-off, naturally, has to be different to the original, but this was different at such a fundamental level, I may as well have been watching Extreme Couponing for all the connection I felt it had with our show.
Supernatural has also been gifted with a succession of fabulously well-written characters. Characters with great backstory, with depth and substance, played by gifted actors who brought that substance very much to life, any one of which could have raised the bar immensely on such a bland showing.
But ultimately, I think any spin-off of Supernatural is facing an uphill struggle for one simple reason:
Jared and Jensen.
Jared and Jensen ARE Supernatural. Like apples to an apple pie; take out the apples and what you have left is a crust.
I was so determined to keep an open mind, but I have to concede that what I watched last night was a crust.
I wonder if the milkman’s taken the empties yet?
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Date: 2014-05-01 12:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-05-01 12:28 pm (UTC)I don't think I've seen a single positive review of this episode yet.
Even where the reviews said the pilot wasn't too bad on its own, I think pretty much everyone has said that this had no place being an episode of our show at all :(. If it was going to be masquerading as a SPN episode, then it needed to be done differently - we needed it to be from Sam and Dean's POV and we needed to care for the characters... ideally, those characters needed to be already established on the show.
I'm really hoping that it doesn't get picked up, because I think the writers need a reality check here. They've spent the last couple of years seemingly thinking that they can do no wrong (especially with the ratings as they are), when the truth is, the show just a shell of its former self right now and it's just getting worse and worse. The writers/producers need to know we aren't just going to love a spin-off just because it's related to SPN, it also has to have some substance to it and some emotional connection for us.
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Date: 2014-05-01 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-05-01 09:06 pm (UTC)I'm so sad about it :(
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Date: 2014-05-01 02:57 pm (UTC)I plan to write my own rant about it, but right now I'm just sad that I found nothing to like at all. I mean, the dog sex episode was at least fun to mock. All the terrible eps of SPN have at least some beauty or a good line here and there... this was just pure pain. :-( I found myself relieved when the commercials came on; there was some part of me, watching the trailers for other awful CW shows, that was like "oooh, it's getting better, this isn't so bad!" :-}
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Date: 2014-05-01 09:09 pm (UTC)They'd obviously spent some serious cash on this episode - it makes me wonder how much had been held back from the real show to pay for it.
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Date: 2014-05-01 03:42 pm (UTC)I really wish if we were getting a spin off that it had been Dorothy and Charlie in Oz. That would have been a lot of fun.
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Date: 2014-05-01 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-01 04:21 pm (UTC)That is because I have my own head canon where he winds up with Becky.
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Date: 2014-05-01 04:49 pm (UTC)For me, the premise sounds interesting, I just think there were better ways to bring us into this universe instead of using up a whole episode in our Supernatural universe.
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Date: 2014-05-01 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-01 09:35 pm (UTC)I liked the way you described Ennis, "being forced upon us" and trying to get us to feel sympathetic towards him. Sadly, I really didn't feel much sympathy for him. I'm not sure if it was the actor, or the way he was written, or maybe it's just a little bit of both.
After reading your comment it dawned on me, do you think they were trying to have these two main characters mirror personalities of Dean and Sam? Meaning, David would be more "Sam-like" and Ennis more "Dean-like?" I especially thought that when they had Dean and Ennis say Awesome at the same time. That whole scene felt stilted to me, and the fact that they said awesome at the same time didn't feel natural to me, like it does when Dean and Sam say the same things at the same time. Then Ennis is all of a sudden all badass, etc. I think they tried to get him to be and react too much like Dean and this actor just couldn't handle it. He is too young and immature as an actor to pull off the gravitas that Jensen can pull off. And yes, totally agree that that actor couldn't bring that "extra spark."
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Date: 2014-05-01 09:19 pm (UTC)And like you, I found the characters shallow; I simply didn't care about them.
I just don't think I'm ever going to be able to reconcile anything with 'Supernatural' if it doesn't involve the J's. :(
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Date: 2014-05-02 04:22 am (UTC)With only one episode new characters might be a little shallow, of course, in the pilot Dean and Sam were already very multi-layered characters and became even more layered in following episodes. I would hope that given time these characters would be able to develop into strong, multi-dimensional characters. I did like David. I found him charismatic and love his nonchalance and "in your face" kind of attitude in regards to being a shifter. Ennis, though, he would have to grow on me. I didn't care as much for him from the get go.
If the show did get picked up, I do think they need to drop Supernatural from the title and just label it Bloodlines, or something else altogether.
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Date: 2014-05-03 06:52 pm (UTC)