A Double Bill of Damaged Dean

[dizzojay]

Says it all, really.

Both drabbles:
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: none
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them

FINGERS AND THUMBS

If only Dean were as good at DIY as he was at hunting.

xxxxx

BAM-BAM-BAM

BAM-BAM-BAM

Sam sighed and wearily kneaded his temples; he could feel a migraine brewing.

BAM-BAM-BAM

He wanted to shoot the asshole who donated a set of twelve matching framed classic car prints to the thrift store, and strangle the worker who put them in the window, right where Dean, boggle-eyed and salivating with joy, spotted them.

BAM-BAM-BAM

And now he had to listen to Dean hammering goddamn nails into his goddamn bedroom wall half the goddamn day to hang the goddamn things.

BAM-BAM- AAIEEEEE-OOOOOOWW-AUUGH-SONOFA-FREAKIN-BITCH!

Suddenly, it looked like Sam's evening was about to get a whole lot quieter.

xxxxx

end

LOVE HURTS

Dean's injured, Sam's concerned …

xxxxx

Sam watched as Dean emerged from the bathroom.

"Holy crap, … Dean?"

"What?"

Sam stared at Dean's bare back; "where'd you get those scratches on your back?"

Dean flinched; "nowhere, it's nothing," he mumbled, hastily tugging on his T-shirt.

"Bullshit," Sam snorted; "something's got their nails into you; your back's freakin' tiger-striped; let me look."

"No way," Dean grunted; "get your pervy urges someplace else."

"Dean, it could be infected; was it that chupacabra in Boulder?"

Dean shook his head.

"The black Dog in Maine?"

"Sam …"

Sam gasped; "not the werewolf?"

"No!"

"Well, what then?"

Dean sighed.

"Remember the waitress from the diner last week …"

xxxxx

end

Comments

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

These are cute.

Why do you hurt Dean like that? I can read about him tied up, emotionally ravaged, beaten to within an inch of his life, and taken advantage of in any sexual manner. But hitting his thumb with a hammer is just going too far. Just like stubbing your toe, no one should suffer that kind of pain.

You're going to write about him stubbing his toe now, aren't you?

I dunno, I think Dean would have bragged about the waitress. Unless she had him doing something particularly kinky at the time, maybe something involving vibrating toys and dressing up. And now my mind is wandering ... :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

*points to sign*

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

These are wonderful and poor Dean, how can you do that to him? His poor thumb, I wonder if he'd let me kiss it better.

Also now I'm jealous of an unnamed waitress! Yeah I love these two stories, you're so bad to that poor abused boy.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I'm a wicked, wicked woman. *Grins*

[joajohns17.livejournal.com]

You've made my day with these two gems! Poor Dean...hammers hurt; I'm sure he's been hurt worse before but gaa hammers.
Can't feel to bad for the scratches on the back because I'm sure Dean enjoyed every minute of getting them. :)
Thanks

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed them :)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Two perfect little gems here, I loved Sam's annoyance at dean's hammering and Dean's little sigh before he confessed about the waitress! And I love the photo, his expression is great, you bad woman, you!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Guilty as charged :)

[waywardprimrose.livejournal.com]

Oh lovely. I laughed at the first one but the second one was just brilliant. You should totally hurt Dean more often! ;-)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Hurty Dean is a magical thing, I do like to do it rather a lot :)

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "if only Dean were good at DIY!" Dean is great at DIY, I mean, he made his own EMF meter with a walkman, tell me that's not someone that is good at DIY. Although, anyone can bang their thumb with a hammer, no matter how mechanically, or unmechanically inclined they may be.

Now, I can truly imagine Dean getting scratches all over his back from one his "encounters" with a woman. I would be more than happy to do something like that, or offer first aid, although the former might be more fun. ;D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Dean's good at the technical DIY stuff, but not at the boring stuff like hanging pictures - although I have to say, you're right about the hammer thing, I've been there, done that!