And Baby Makes Three - chapter 1
Jan. 28th, 2019 09:22 pmAND BABY MAKES THREE
Rating: T for a few naughty words
Genre: gen, humour, case!fic
Characters: Sam, Dean, Impala
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 14,000 (12 chapters)
Disclaimer: as if it actually needs repeating, I still don't own them

( Chapter 1 )
I'll post one chapter each day (more or less!)
Fast and Forty
Jan. 27th, 2019 04:34 pmRating: K+
Genre: Family and Friendship
Characters: Sam, Dean, Impala
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word count: 900
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Sam's having trouble thinking of a special gift for Dean's special birthday. But he finds some help from a very unexpected source …
( Fast and Forty )Christmas Countdown ...
Dec. 24th, 2018 08:29 pmTHE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Rating: K+
Genre: Family, friendship
Characters: Baby, Sam, Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word count: 640
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Drabble time ... Green-Eyed Monster
Oct. 4th, 2018 09:54 pmA little drabble written for the Fanfiction.net weekend drabble challenge. The challenge word was 'passion'.
GREEN-EYED MONSTER
There's one particular aspect of her relationship with Dean that Baby struggles with - or not, apparently.
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People know I'm Dean's best girl, that I dote on him and he dotes on me. I'm very protective of Dean, and there's nothing I wouldn't do for him. I provide him with warmth, comfort, sleep and …
Well, people often ask if I get jealous of the girls Dean brings back for a night of passion in my rear seat.
Well, the fact is, I don't. Not at all. They're only serving a purpose, and giving my boy a moment of pleasure. Brainless, fat-assed, airheaded, fish-faced, trout-lipped, swivel-eyed, trashy little strumpets.
Why on Earth would I be jealous of them?
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Happy Birthday Cassiopeia7
Apr. 27th, 2018 09:45 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
And knowing your love of all things cosmic, here's a little piece of space-inspired fun for you featuring the boys and Baby!
( Happy Birthday! )
So, let's hear it for our beautiful Lady Metallicar, and in honour of this auspicious occasion, here's a little tribute to the Queen of the Road - everything else is just traffic!

If you wanted to read some more of my Impala-centric fic, you can find all my drabbles and one-shots HERE.
As you will see, I rather enjoy writing for our lovely lady :D
The challenge word was 'wiggle'.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Impala POV
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own her
Impala is Dean's best girl, but 'best' is open to interpretation ...
( Booty-Ful )A littlle drabble written for the Fanfiction.net weekend drabble challenge - the challenge word was 'wiggle'.
BOOTY-FUL
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Impala and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: Impala Sass and Sauce
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own her
Impala is Dean's best girl, but 'best' is open to interpretation ...
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When Dean's giving me the full 'best girl' treatment - I mean wash and wax … honestly, your minds - I always treat him to some music.
Now, I'm the only one who knows that Taylor Swift's 'Shake it Off' is Dean's guilty pleasure, but I'm rather partial to it too.
You see, during the chorus he does this cute butt-wiggling thing. He doesn't even realise he's doing it.
Strangely, that's when my poor old radio always jitters, and plays that part over and over.
What?
Dean suspects nothing.
I may be his best girl; but I never said I was a good one.
xxxxx
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Dream a Little Dream of ...
Jul. 17th, 2017 09:51 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF …
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Baby and Dean
Spoilers/Warning: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
What does Baby do when she’s parked up in the bunker’s garage in the dark watches of the night …
( Dream a Little Dream of ... )
NUMBERS
Rating: K+
Genre: Family/Friendship
Character: Impala
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own her.
After her fiftieth birthday, the Impala reflects on the important numbers in her life.
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Like any other car, my life is ruled by numbers.
I was built in 1967, so it's been fifty years. Fifty years on the open road since I first rolled off the forecourt. In that time I've had three owners and countless trips that have chalked up over two hundred thousand miles. I lost count after the clock ticked round the second time. It's my age, y'know?
I cost two thousand, two hundred bucks when John Winchester bought me; I have an eight valve engine, a three twenty seven, four barrel carburetor, a top speed of a hundred mph and I pull two seventy five horsepower.
I'm a big ol' bird, with a hundred and nineteen inch wheelbase, and no, I'm not telling you how much I weigh – a girl's gotta have some mystery, after all!
Over the years, I've had two hundred and twenty four tyres, one hundred and ninety two headlamps, seven timing belts, three gearboxes, and one complete rebuild.
But, all things considered, there's only one number I care about. That number has kept me on the road, and gives my life meaning. It's the number I love more than life itself.
That number is two.
And those two are walking toward me right now.
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Baby's Big Day
Apr. 9th, 2017 07:00 pmGenre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Impala, Dean
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them!
Impala POV
It’s been two days, and Dean hasn’t figured out what’s wrong with me yet.
He’s been rummaging under my hood – not that I’m complaining mind – tightening whatever he can tighten, replacing and oiling things, and he still can’t understand why I’m not starting.
Dean honey, you’re not that dense. Just think about it; you obviously haven’t grasped the gravity of the situation.
You can tinker and fiddle as much as you like, don’t let me stop you. But it’s my birthday soon, and until I see you booking my platinum grade valet, complete with tyre polish and leather treatment, I’m not budging!!
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