Man of Action - a Sporty Jensen Picspam

[dizzojay]

We all agree that out boy has a body that is panty-droppingly, eye-wateringly perfect in every way, shape and form, and believe me, I've studied those ways, shapes and forms many times.  However, although we all agree that Jensen is definitely a big winner in life's genetic lottery, maintaining the temple that his body has become takes hard work and years of dedication (and if his legs get any more bowed, it might take some pretty heavy-duty scaffolding too.)

So, in this spam, we will explore the many and varied ways that Jensen works to maintain the temple of Ackles to the highest standards, to ensure that we fangirls continue to have a safe and rewarding experience when we worship at it. Or as safe and rewarding as incinerating your ovaries can be.

Sports-wise, Jensen started very young.









Sometimes he has a friend to exercise with.



Sometimes he prefers to exercise alone ... that's an impressive pair of balls there, Jensen!



Time and again, Jensen has demonstrated that he is an expert ball handler...



He's not bad at bull-handling, either.



Sometimes he goes swimming.  I don't know whether Jensen enjoys it or not, but the fangirls LOVE it...



Especially when it gives us an excuse to perv over Jensen's equipment.  What?  I mean his swimming shorts of course.



Jensen appreciates the importance of keeping flexible.
So do we.  Look, I'm appreciating it right now...



Oh look, Jensen's playing with his balls again.
I've suddenly developed an interest in Soccer...



Jensen likes sailing.
Here he's admiring a distant view of the straits of Gibraltar and wondering why the hell he let Misha steer the boat when they left Vancouver.



Jensen likes being on his jetski with his good buddy, lovely Jared.  There are very few people who can make a lifejacket look good.  Jensen is one of those people



Speaking of skis ...



Jensen understands the importance of keeping hydrated.  So do us fangirls - drool dehydration is a killer!



Did I mention I like soccer?



Jensen can often be found participating in less well-known sports.
Like wrestling...



Boxing



Tandem riding



And championship 100-metres spaniel relay.



He's rather keen on Golf too.
Making Golf sexy is one of Jensen's more remarkable skills.



Jared and Jensen sometimes play Interpretative Golf when they are together.



Jensen's bow legs have been mentioned previously in this picspam.
Cowboys used to get bow legs through riding horses so, maybe ...



Jensen has tried all sorts of ways to straighten them...



But the bow-legs were having none of it.




But those bow-legs don't stop him from doing amazing things like ...

Dancing



Riding motorbikes



And running



Jensen did a lot of runnng when he ran a Marathon



Please reflect on the fact that these men have just run 26.5 miles.
They are not sweating profusely, purple-faced, broken, puking or dead as I would be.



As well as his bow-legs, Jensen has very strong arms.  Look here, he's showing one of them off.
(Did I mention I like Soccer?)



Sometimes he uses both of them.



Poor Jensen got very muddy here - I volunteer to lick him clean.



When Jensen is not doing sports, he just likes to work out.  We heartily approve of this.



Jensen in leggings.  You're welcome!



Jensen plus towel plus bare arms equals dead Dizzo



And so there you have it.  I hope you've enjoyed this small illustration of how hard Jensen works to keep us all tittilated happy and satisfied.

DId I mention how much I like Soccer?   Just checking.

Comments

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing this, Dizzo! I had no idea Jensen was such a talented athlete! *gazes at soccer!Jensen* You know, if he joined a local soccer team over in the States, I bet it would be more popular than baseball & football combined! Especially among the ladies! ;p


(edited for spelling XD)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Do you like soccer, then? Hee hee! This made me giggle several times, especially the Interpretative golf , Jensen straightening his legs, and "Here he's admiring a distant view of the straits of Gibraltar and wondering why the hell he let Misha steer the boat when they left Vancouver." I also love 'the temple of Ackles'!

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

It's just not fair that this man looks just as good after he finishes a 26.2 mile race as he did right before he started. It's really and truly not fair. We definitely appreciate all the effort he goes into to ensure his body stays in the shape that keeps us all happy and satisfied.

soccer really is a lovely sport. I remember when those pictures were taken. So much of fandom complained about how he looked "fat". It was a big thing. I looked at those pictures and thought to myself.....fat??? Do you see those abs???? Fans are weird. Those pictures?? OMG! Love those abs.

[addicted2moose.livejournal.com]

If you volunteer to lick Jensen clean, tell him and Jared to come at my house for my lickage session of the Moose. :D :D

[supernutjapan.livejournal.com]

Love the picspam ❤️❤️❤️

[meus_venator]

You know that is some pretty perilous reporting. Having to look at all those sports images of Jensen sweating and handling his balls could be detrimental to your health!!! If you need help shouldering the *burden* of research more of Jensen's athletic abilities, just let me know, I'm willing to risk possible damage to my visual cortext, or worse exploding ovaries! Super admirable job there Diz. Very thorough. AND the soccer!!!!

[kazluvsbooks.livejournal.com]

This was great, I love science.
Interpretive golf hee hee

[gotaprettymouth.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking you like soccer. I mean, it's just a hunch, but I feel like I'm onto something here...

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

Love this post! He Looks great whatever he does... I like Soccer, too :-))
Thank you for this marvellous picspam, sweetie. Doing all this - I would be dead... only thinking of it...

[sandy79.livejournal.com]

Such a lovely, sexy picspam! And Dizzo, your captions are the icing on this cake!

Thank you for brightening my day!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

He's a very talented athlete. If he was in one of your soccer teams, I'd definitely watch … did I mention I developed an interest in Soccer?

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I worship at the temple of Ackles frequently!!! :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I remember that furore from those pictures. Fat? Are they seeing the same person I am? I actually find the fact that he's not 'bodybuilder' ripped far more attractive. He looks just like a regulaar guy who keeps himself in good shape without being obsessed.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

We can dream!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

That's very decent of you. I'm glad you enjoyed the picspam, and I'm fully prepared to step up to the plate and take one for the team with my Jensen research for the benefit of you, my wonderful F'listies!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Whatever made you think that...?

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It was a tough job, but someone has to do it!
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You're welcome - glad you enjoyed it!!

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

I totally agree. I don't much care for the bodybuilder ripped style body. It is unattractive - not my personal taste. I prefer someone who is muscular, but you see the muscles in the tightness of a shirt or other things like that. Like you said, more like a regular guy that just likes to keep in shape type of muscles.

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

Without a doubt!

*nods* Me too!! :D

[gotaprettymouth.livejournal.com]

honestly, I don't know what it is. It's just niggling in the back of my mind...