Welcome to the Mr Dizzo school of inventive utterances ...

[dizzojay]

Oh you fucking fuckface twatbag; switch the fucking fuckity git fucking on, you useless nob-titting fucking wankballs piece of shit ...

You'll be pleased to hear it's working now.

Comments

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

ROTFFALMFAO!!!! *SMOOCHES MR DIZZO*

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

I applaud your other half's mastery of the English language.

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE! ahahahahaha! LOVE!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

sounds like me in a paddy!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Sometimes only a good sweary rant will do! I love the inventiveness of Mr D's rant though, especially the term nob-titting!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I can't believe Mr D flunked O Level English ...

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It's overwhelming, isn't it?
Shakespeare must be turning in his grave ...

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear :)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You and Mr D obviously have much in common!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Mr D has a specific talent for obscene utterances. His standard expletive is 'bum tit wank fartarse'.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Really?! Because I'd have passed him on the strength of that sentence alone!